those people wen go de look u but dem eye de 4 another place, 4 christmas eve one guy wit him half past four eyes de cut meat, so him com call ituen make ituen hold meat 4 am make him cut. ituen hold meat 4 d guy,but as d guy raise knife up, ituen come see say na him hand d guy de look insted of meat, he com ask d guy say bross, abeg na where u want to cut, na him d guy answer say, na where my eyes de now. trust ituen, see take off.




one village boy was appointed by the labour master to supervise his classmates working in the school,he soon discovered dat som of dem were working while others were walking about doing noting,so he went to report to the labour master.not knowing how to distinctly pronounce working from walking, he said: excuse me sir, some are working while some are waka.

this newbie has guts. dissing ituen. ha ba. u berra find ur match.

stale jokes. try harder.

manickal:

this newbie has guts. dissing ituen. ha ba. u berra find your match.

stale jokes. try harder.

What do u mean MATCH, ? You had better dont bring Politics to nairaland, eye service dude, ohh u think say ituan go praise you abi, u are on you own ooo

lexicon:

What do u mean MATCH, ? You had better don't bring Politics to nairaland, eye service dude, ohh u think say ituan go praise you abi, u are on you own ooo

yes, i can see a fool talking. mumu. i'm sure u din't see the sarcasm in my post and that's because u have not the slightest idea of what it means. i aint eye servicing for nobody, and yes i meant he should take people like u up for size. lazycorn.

lexicon:

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lexicon link=topic=158334.msg2626594#msg2626594 date=1218192936:

What do u mean MATCH, ? You had better don't bring Politics to nairaland, eye service dude, ohh u think say ituan go praise you abi, u are on you own ooo

lexicon:

What do u mean MATCH, ? You had better don't bring Politics to nairaland, eye service dude, ohh u think say ituan go praise you abi, u are on you own ooo

I can't blame u in anyway, this is your first public forum, so u want to show ur tarlent. u better wake-up.this is not a gud starting 4 u. cheif MUMU

u guys please cut this fight off

rokiatu:

u guys please cut this fight off

Thanks Rabiat, just xpressing my filins,

Stop the fight and indeed Manickal ur first reply wasn't necessary.

DIs guy may not be a newbie afterall.

It could be a banned user re-registering

manical, u one hell of an impetuous fellow,it will do u more good if shut ur gaps instead of running it like a tap dat cant be stopped. no ill feelings man, just an advice.

Is like any body weh hi name begin with emma,like to yab ituen

I better change my name then

@jeovy

no comment 4 u now

The poster na slowpoke

lexicon:

Thanks Rabiat, just xpressing my filins,

trying to say somm

infobaba:

The poster na slowpoke

ahhh bros like hw na?

Av spoken

lexicon:

Thanks Rabiat, just xpressing my filins,

is my name Rabiat?

guyz give the newbie a break
this is the jokes section and anybody can pick up anybodys name to make jokes
beside the joke isnt as atrocious like some that have been pasted with ituen or any other name

why the hormones

rokiatu:

is my name Rabiat?

srry na sleep of both eyes and hand or a birographical erro, My keyboard no get writting at all, lol, Rokiatu how u doing, ?

lexicon:

srry na sleep of both eyes and hand or a birographical erro, My keyboard no get writting at all, lol, Rokiatu how u doing, ?

cool then am
doing good

Missy B:

Stop the fight and indeed Manickal your first reply wasn't necessary.

fault my words then. what did i say wrong. because i said he shouldnt diss ituen. well, maybe because i din't put some humor in it and thats why u can't see it was just a sarcastic word of advice . . .

Mustay:

DIs guy may not be a newbie afterall.

It could be a banned user re-registering

u might be right. but how could i have known that?

beemex:

manical, u one hell of an impetuous fellow,it will do u more good if shut your gaps instead of running it like a tap that can't be stopped. no ill feelings man, just an advice.

i can see u couldnt even spell my name correctly, stupidex. calling me impetuous . . . . .telling me to shut my ''gaps'' and telling me u aint got no ''ill feelings'' what sorta advice do u giv to peeps, if u call this an ''advice''?. dumbex.

at the moderator,

the best thing u can do right now is to ban me, bcuz for as long as i can login, i aint gonna shut my mouth.


some dudes in here havent got the slightest idea what to say sometimes and end up spewing gibberish from their stench of a mouth.

Bla! Bla!! Bla!!!

Children. . . Children . . .

na wa for this newbie sha

hmmmm a fight in the joke section?

where are the fighters??

aww am gonna love thisss

*ignores gabbie*

ok peeps let the fyte start!