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Please Don't Laugh Loud by revenge(m): 11:48am On Aug 09, 2008
Please don't laugh loud. In United States of America they invented a machine that catches thieves; they took it out to different countries for a test. · USA, in 30 minutes it caught 500 thieves,· Ghana, in 10 minutes it caught 6000 thieves,· Nigeria, in 5 minutes the machine was stolen grinsmiley
Re: Please Don't Laugh Loud by princesa(f): 11:52am On Aug 09, 2008
thats funny
but i only smiled cheesy
Re: Please Don't Laugh Loud by manmustwac(m): 11:56am On Aug 09, 2008
why u thief my joke? Can't u think of your own? sad angry i posted the same joke yesterday under the heading a machine that catches thieves YOU THIEF!!! angry angry
Re: Please Don't Laugh Loud by Nobody: 12:01pm On Aug 09, 2008
manmustwac:

why u thief my joke? Can't u think of your own? sad angry i posted the same joke yesterday under the heading a machine that catches thieves YOU THIEF!!! angry angry
lol grin this is funnier then the
actual joke
Re: Please Don't Laugh Loud by princesa(f): 12:14pm On Aug 09, 2008
i concur cheesy

so they will be a joke stealing fight cool

now am laughing out loud cheesy
Re: Please Don't Laugh Loud by Nobody: 12:31pm On Aug 09, 2008
princesa:



so they will be a joke stealing fight cool

now am laughing out loud cheesy
hehe grin
Re: Please Don't Laugh Loud by princesa(f): 12:43pm On Aug 09, 2008
lol cheesy
Re: Please Don't Laugh Loud by SeanT21(f): 12:46pm On Aug 09, 2008
lol!!!
Re: Please Don't Laugh Loud by lexicon(m): 1:29pm On Aug 09, 2008
hahahahahahahaahahahaha, grin grin grin
Re: Please Don't Laugh Loud by folahann(m): 1:37pm On Aug 09, 2008
@Poster and manmustwac
But of you broke the rule, this joke had already been posted here some weeks back.
Neither of you is right
Re: Please Don't Laugh Loud by Nobody: 1:40pm On Aug 09, 2008
folahann:

@Poster and manmustwac
But of you broke the rule, this joke had already been posted here some weeks back.
Neither of you is right
ohhh now am laughting
my heart of hahaha grin grin grin grin
Re: Please Don't Laugh Loud by folahann(m): 1:53pm On Aug 09, 2008
rokiatu:

ohhh now am laughting
my heart of hahaha grin grin grin grin



na true talk, why u dey like say na joke
Re: Please Don't Laugh Loud by Nobody: 1:58pm On Aug 09, 2008
folahann:

na true talk, why u dey like say na joke
not only jokes are funny
Re: Please Don't Laugh Loud by folahann(m): 2:01pm On Aug 09, 2008
That is very true, sorry for any nondeterminism
Re: Please Don't Laugh Loud by Nobody: 2:05pm On Aug 09, 2008
folahann:

That is very true, sorry for any nondeterminism
no pros
Re: Please Don't Laugh Loud by showbobo(m): 2:13pm On Aug 09, 2008
hogwash angry angry
Re: Please Don't Laugh Loud by timmfikk(m): 5:13pm On Aug 09, 2008
who be the thief who be the owner now, i hope say rabbit never catch hunter like sultan said sha grin grin grin grin
Re: Please Don't Laugh Loud by mykali(m): 5:34pm On Aug 09, 2008
well, the post says ''please dont laugh loud'', and this is one of the posts i've seen that truly deserves its name.
Re: Please Don't Laugh Loud by dreeldee: 5:39pm On Aug 09, 2008
buahahahahaha cheesy cheesy grin grin
Re: Please Don't Laugh Loud by revenge(m): 7:17pm On Aug 09, 2008
no mind manmustwack
i dont even know him , he has not eaten for long , hungry dey cath d guy serious , oooo.

and, it seems all the posters on my joke are clownss,
you all should weara clown mask and big nose,

hahahahahahahaha
grin grin
Re: Please Don't Laugh Loud by manmustwac(m): 7:23pm On Aug 09, 2008
you thief my joke and u be thief where thief d machine
Re: Please Don't Laugh Loud by Jeovy(m): 2:51pm On Aug 10, 2008
manmustwac:

you thief my joke and u be thief where thief d machine

grin grin grin,if dem allow you,you go call police for this guy
Re: Please Don't Laugh Loud by teebaby2(f): 8:42pm On Aug 10, 2008
it truly suits
Re: Please Don't Laugh Loud by manmustwac(m): 11:47pm On Aug 10, 2008
HEADLINE NEWS
There is strong evidence that a yahoozee guy who goes under the name of revenge is responsible for stealing the machine that catches thieves. Right now EFCC are searching for this guy in every cyber cafe in nija. If u come across him or the machine that he'd stolen please report to the nearest EFCC office immediately.

Check his profile for his pic for identification purposes
Re: Please Don't Laugh Loud by whiteroses(f): 12:31pm On Aug 11, 2008
i read this joke before on this webpage but i like this one better, grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Please Don't Laugh Loud by tufe(m): 11:26am On Aug 12, 2008
i have seen this before
Re: Please Don't Laugh Loud by drillerjd: 1:21pm On Aug 12, 2008
tht'a cool, i smiled cos' of tha suspense.[size=8pt][/size]

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