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What Every Guy Wants? by MrCork: 12:30pm On Jan 10, 2014
..….food, kiss, hug, punny, stay preety, no stress, loose wait, you obey, *Quietness*, no marriage talk & no kids talk & no children………..

...Ladies is that too much to ask?

…Mature contributions only ....Please advise!! angry

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Re: What Every Guy Wants? by Ellidude(m): 12:35pm On Jan 10, 2014
Modified..
Re: What Every Guy Wants? by sexymoma(f): 12:37pm On Jan 10, 2014
Elli-dude:
Gbam
Guinea Fowl angry
Re: What Every Guy Wants? by Ellidude(m): 12:40pm On Jan 10, 2014
sexymoma: Guinea Fowl angry
Reasons ma'am...If none, you're the guinea fowl..
Re: What Every Guy Wants? by Nobody: 12:40pm On Jan 10, 2014
no marriage talk = no punny, no kiss, no hug

Guys is that too much to ask?
Re: What Every Guy Wants? by MrCork: 12:41pm On Jan 10, 2014
Elli-dude:
Gbam


...thanks bro...at least, every guy agrees with our findings smiley
Re: What Every Guy Wants? by Nobody: 12:43pm On Jan 10, 2014
-Mr Cork-:
..….food, kiss, hug, punny, stay preety, no stress, loose wait, you obey, *Quietness*, no marriage talk & no kids talk & no children………..

...Ladies is that too much to ask?

…Mature contributions only ....Please advise!! angry


First of all, its lose weight not "loose wait". Secondly, this is a dream of an young dude cuz i believe any matured and reasonable Nigerian dude want to get married and have kids.
Re: What Every Guy Wants? by castielo(m): 12:43pm On Jan 10, 2014
-Mr Cork-:
..….food, kiss, hug, punny, stay preety, no stress, loose wait, you obey, *Quietness*, no marriage talk & no kids talk & no children………..

...Ladies is that too much to ask?

…Mature contributions only ....Please advise!! angry


grin
Re: What Every Guy Wants? by Ellidude(m): 12:44pm On Jan 10, 2014
-Mr Cork-:



...thanks bro...at least, every guy agrees with our findings smiley
Lol..No offence..I think my first comment should be ironical..I disagree bro..
Re: What Every Guy Wants? by Danhumprey: 12:47pm On Jan 10, 2014
Corky Joe! gringrin
Re: What Every Guy Wants? by nekaa(f): 12:54pm On Jan 10, 2014
Is that all?
Re: What Every Guy Wants? by MrCork: 12:55pm On Jan 10, 2014
iyke926:

First of all, its lose weight not "loose wait". Secondly, this is a dream of an young dude cuz i believe any matured and reasonable Nigerian dude want to get married and have kids.



..which wait?...are u a born again? angry
Re: What Every Guy Wants? by Nobody: 12:56pm On Jan 10, 2014
real men wont agree
Re: What Every Guy Wants? by Boxer007(m): 1:01pm On Jan 10, 2014
-Mr Cork-:
..….food, kiss, hug, punny, stay preety, no stress, loose wait, you obey, *Quietness*, no marriage talk & no kids talk & no children………..

...Ladies is that too much to ask?

…Mature contributions only ....Please advise!! angry



Puurfect. grin
Re: What Every Guy Wants? by Nobody: 1:06pm On Jan 10, 2014
-Mr Cork-:



..which wait?...are u a born again? angry

Bro, I must not be a born again or Christian to reason like a man.
Re: What Every Guy Wants? by MrCork: 1:53pm On Jan 10, 2014
iyke926:

Bro, I must not be a born again or Christian to reason like a man.


...sounds like you are juss One outter 100 Millions Nigerians who dont agree wit our findings! lipsrsealed
Re: What Every Guy Wants? by ogeoflyf(f): 1:54pm On Jan 10, 2014
This guy is craaay!!! grin grin grin
Re: What Every Guy Wants? by FoxyFlow(m): 2:09pm On Jan 10, 2014
undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: What Every Guy Wants? by Medunah: 2:18pm On Jan 10, 2014
Yes, we wont talk about marriage, so after ten yrs of dating, you will open a thread on how to make your gf of 10yrs break up with you.....mtcheeeew
Re: What Every Guy Wants? by passionate88: 3:00pm On Jan 10, 2014
Inner lite
Re: What Every Guy Wants? by MrCork: 3:30pm On Jan 10, 2014
Medunah: Yes, we wont talk about marriage, so after ten yrs of dating, you will open a thread on how to make your gf of 10yrs break up with you.....mtcheeeew



....^^^Ther u go...we (men) said *No Stress*.....but guess wot?.....she brought stress....who ever said anythin about marryin a babe for 10yrs?.....I giv up! undecided
Re: What Every Guy Wants? by Dolcilicious(f): 3:40pm On Jan 10, 2014
Meaning the relationship aint leading anywhere
i guess dumb guys ask for that,and i think ure one of them
Re: What Every Guy Wants? by Enegod(m): 3:47pm On Jan 10, 2014
*whistling*
Re: What Every Guy Wants? by 190daclown: 3:59pm On Jan 10, 2014
sadly dark skinned girls do not OBEY their men

ask any dark skinned girl to fetch water for you to drink she'd never agree undecided
Re: What Every Guy Wants? by kagari: 4:08pm On Jan 10, 2014
I have known some dark babes when i was younger

but all dem dark babes now turning light skin

warrisdis?

Is it metamophosis?
Re: What Every Guy Wants? by farano(f): 4:18pm On Jan 10, 2014
kagari: I have known some dark babes when i was younger

but all dem dark babes now turning light skin

warrisdis?

Is it metamophosis?
How about creating a thread on dis instead of trying 2 derail another person's thread.
Re: What Every Guy Wants? by MrCork: 4:43pm On Jan 10, 2014
...we have nothing against women....we juss fed up! angry
Re: What Every Guy Wants? by SpicyMimi(f): 5:02pm On Jan 10, 2014
grin grin
you wil remain single!
Re: What Every Guy Wants? by Flygeriansteve: 5:28pm On Jan 10, 2014
grin undecided
Re: What Every Guy Wants? by pomporiking: 5:53pm On Jan 10, 2014
I want a wife who would f#ck me like a prostitute grin grin
Re: What Every Guy Wants? by Medunah: 6:05pm On Jan 10, 2014
-Mr Cork-:




....^^^Ther u go...we (men) said *No Stress*.....but guess wot?.....she brought stress....who ever said anythin about marryin a babe for 10yrs?.....I giv up! undecided
When did i say marry a babe 4 10yrs? Always read to understand.....here
www.nairaland.com/1588361/what-make-girlfriend-10-years
undecided
Re: What Every Guy Wants? by MrCork: 6:27pm On Jan 10, 2014
Medunah:
When did i say marry a babe 4 10yrs? Always read to understand.....here
www.nairaland.com/1588361/what-make-girlfriend-10-years
undecided

..must u lie?.. Real wifey material ladies do not lie! angry

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