Why is abbreviated such a long word?
Why does monosyllabic have five syllables?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
Why do they call it a building? It looks like they're finished. Why isn't it a built?
Why is it when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
If price and worth mean the same thing, why priceless and worthless are opposites?
Is there another word for synonym?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
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Three Doctors Hunting

Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general practitioner looks at it and says, "Looks like a duck, flies like a duck, it's probably a duck," shoots at it but misses and the bird flies away.

The next bird flies overhead, and the pathologist looks at it, then looks through the pages of a bird manual, and says, "Hmmmm, green wings, yellow bill, quacking sound, might be a duck." He raises his gun to shoot it, but the bird is long gone.

A third bird flies over. The surgeon raises his gun and shoots almost without looking, brings the bird down, and turns to the pathologist and says, "Go see if that was a duck."

y r u confused?

more than confused

kpele

nice first one, dumb second one

You try small , those questions are

tytylayor:

kpele

look at ur mouth like,

like . . . . . spenchuks

lol . . . . i love the one of the docz. nice one tyty

dats my yummie u cannever be a lexxy, who's always confused

thats why i am urs and u are mine, 4get about these other fake dudes

confused fellows

Chicken Farmer

An idiot decides to start up a chicken farm, so he buys a hundred chickens to get up and running.

A month later he returns to the dealer to get another hundred chickens because the first lot had died.

Another month passes and he's back at the dealers for another hundred chickens.

"I think I know where I'm going wrong" he tells the dealer, "I think I'm planting them too deep."

,clever farmer

On the contrary, I think the fertilizer is not enough!

i dont understand
did they want to eat d duck or sell it?

Actually, I was going to go back to that 2nd joke myself. I can bet my bettables that even Tufe did not understand the joke. He only gave the "nice one" comment so he could keep bamboozling Tyty with the impression that he is a sage. And Tyty simply swooned and crooned in response.

at the arse wipe above me. u new bie, simply cuz u didnt grab dooent mean u shud drag everyone into ur condition. just off the rec, i'm in med skool. so shut the F**kup

keep em coming dear

aiit yummie G/M

hmm yummie, what does that mean?

Gud Morning

nice two, let me add to the questions
ever wondered

why do they use lemon flavours for lemon drinks and lemon juices for washing liquids?

why sun lightens our hair but darkens our skin?

why a man who invests all your money is called a broker?

why ladies cant put on mascarra with their mouth closed?

why you have to click on start to stop windows?

wht doctors call what they do practise?

why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ?

who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavour?

yummie thanx

Intelligent questions,TY
NICE.

~ Jokes!

if u r looking for a joke, then read the doctor post