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Omo Eko by toluxa1(m): 5:00pm On Aug 13, 2008 |
Nigerian man living in Sweden decided to marry a Swedish lady in order to be legally certified via resident status, but the lady was not aware of this. She felt he really loved her. Anyway, seeing that Nigerian men had a bad rap in that particular part of Sweden , our chap decided to lie to the lady. He told her he was from Uganda . Upon marriage, the lady came home one day and informed our man that she had just met another Swedish lady who had married a Ugandan and they must all have dinner together. The Naija man was somewhat perplexed, although not perceptibly, and wondered how he'd get out of this spot. He postponed and postponed until he could do so no more. Finally, the day came when they were to have dinner. The other Swede came in with her Ugandan husband and they all sat at the table. Our Naija chappie was very quiet. 'My own don spoil today' was all he could think. The two Swedish ladies, wanting their husbands to mingle, being from the same homeland, asked them to speak to each other. 'Hey! It's not everyday you meet people from home!' they admonished. Our Naija man, being a man of great savvy, decided that he would just speak Yoruba, and the guy would probably assume he was from some part of Uganda where they spoke a different language. So looking across the table he said: 'Omo Eko ni mi. Ni bo lo ti ja wa ?' The fellow looked up at or friend. His eyes lit up as he said: 'Ah bobo, omoya mi! > Omo Eko gangan le mi nan!' |
Re: Omo Eko by Jeovy(m): 5:04pm On Aug 13, 2008 |
,Naija for real |
Re: Omo Eko by toluxa1(m): 5:11pm On Aug 13, 2008 |
yes o |
Re: Omo Eko by folahann(m): 7:32pm On Aug 13, 2008 |
They are all the same, i knew the story was heading that way. Good one |
Re: Omo Eko by sunej(m): 8:18pm On Aug 24, 2008 |
correct, I trust naija. |
Re: Omo Eko by Abbygyal(f): 1:38am On Aug 25, 2008 |
lmao nice one |
Re: Omo Eko by chioya(f): 9:01am On Aug 25, 2008 |
naija na my country |
Re: Omo Eko by MrInfo1(m): 11:55am On Aug 25, 2008 |
. . . like say you get choice |
Re: Omo Eko by chioya(f): 1:19pm On Aug 25, 2008 |
eya,i get enuf choice i go like come kenya |
Re: Omo Eko by tytylayor: 1:40pm On Aug 25, 2008 |
green is my home, home is my home i love it |
Re: Omo Eko by Jeovy(m): 6:09pm On Aug 25, 2008 |
get a microphone madam |
Re: Omo Eko by sunej(m): 7:57pm On Aug 26, 2008 |
chioya:u wan go Kenya so Obama fit marry u, ur plan don fail, na my sister him de marry! |
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