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Going To Iraq by SamMilla1(m): 6:57pm On Aug 17, 2008 |
A soldier ran up to a nun, out of breath, he asked, "Please may I hide under your skirt? I'll explain later". The nun agreed. A moment later two military police ran up and asked, "Sister have you seen a soldier?" The nun replied, “He went that way. " After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under the skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq. " The nun said she understood completely. The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs." The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls, I don't want to go to Iraq either" |
Re: Going To Iraq by MrInfo1(m): 7:19pm On Aug 17, 2008 |
9c Sam sam |
Re: Going To Iraq by lexicon(m): 7:25pm On Aug 17, 2008 |
hahahahahahahah. useless soldiers |
Re: Going To Iraq by cescky(m): 9:27pm On Aug 17, 2008 |
nice |
Re: Going To Iraq by Nobody: 9:34pm On Aug 17, 2008 |
see ya teeth like kulikuli |
Re: Going To Iraq by SamMilla1(m): 9:01pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
what is kulikuli? |
Re: Going To Iraq by Jeovy(m): 12:11am On Aug 20, 2008 |
Nice one sammy Oyelator,please answer |
Re: Going To Iraq by Gabry(f): 1:51am On Aug 20, 2008 |
WTH |
Re: Going To Iraq by showbobo(m): 11:00am On Aug 20, 2008 |
good |
Re: Going To Iraq by ogorluv(m): 11:03am On Aug 20, 2008 |
SAM MILLA:kulikukuli is peanut bars, taken with casa-flakes from Ijebu, it makes a great cereal |
Re: Going To Iraq by MrCrackles(m): 11:07am On Aug 20, 2008 |
ogorluv: cereal ke? wat are you chatting?! |
Re: Going To Iraq by Nobody: 11:09am On Aug 20, 2008 |
you dey answer am, no be wetin him chop sleep last nyt? |
Re: Going To Iraq by chioya(f): 11:11am On Aug 20, 2008 |
cool joke. |
Re: Going To Iraq by MrCrackles(m): 11:24am On Aug 20, 2008 |
webdezzi: e be like so! |
Re: Going To Iraq by ogorluv(m): 11:27am On Aug 20, 2008 |
Let him who never drink ijeb garri with kulikuli or g-nuts cast tfirst stone. The stuff is so good tht if we start exporting it, its going to take over from crude oil as our main export. Hmm i wonder why I never thought about it before. **Quits job to go and start a cassava farm, certain that the futuure lies in casa-flakes** |
Re: Going To Iraq by tufe(m): 11:29am On Aug 20, 2008 |
tite joke |
Re: Going To Iraq by Nobody: 11:51am On Aug 20, 2008 |
Ogorluv, we are starting a seminar on how to earn 500 million daily exporting just kulikuli, plus we will give you cantacts of big companies abroad willing to partner with you, the seminar fee is just N25,000 call 08029037890 for details |
Re: Going To Iraq by MrCrackles(m): 11:53am On Aug 20, 2008 |
webdezzi: Ogorluv see wetin KulliKulli luv land u inside! |
Re: Going To Iraq by ogorluv(m): 11:04pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
webdezzi:Please can u send me 1,500 recharge card so \i can call u, my numbr is0403 419 419, or email me @ mugu_maga@wayodeypay.com |
Re: Going To Iraq by ogorluv(m): 11:07pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
webdezzi:Please can u send me 1,500 recharge card so \i can call u, my numbr is0403 419 419, or email me @ mugu_maga@wayodeypay.com |
Re: Going To Iraq by SamMilla1(m): 5:23pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
ogorluv: WHO BE THIS? |
Re: Going To Iraq by ThugLife1(m): 5:31pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
ur neighbor |
Re: Going To Iraq by ogorluv(m): 11:01pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
SAM MILLA:I am the guy to bring 9ja to the atntion of the world wikth casa flakes(ijebu garri) and ppeanut bars(kulikuli). wanna invest? U can contact me thru my number |
Re: Going To Iraq by sunej(m): 11:08pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
kai! Iraq na abroad na, wey all those guys wey de struggle for visa, get am free to Iraq |
Re: Going To Iraq by ogorluv(m): 7:51am On Aug 22, 2008 |
sunej:Where is their embassey, I always wanted to meet a real life suicide bomber, but unfortunately they all end up dead. |
Re: Going To Iraq by SamMilla1(m): 11:03pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
Terrorist Detected !!! |
Re: Going To Iraq by Nobody: 11:15am On Aug 23, 2008 |
dem embassy dey walter carington, na im face US embassy. |
Re: Going To Iraq by ogorluv(m): 8:43pm On Aug 23, 2008 |
Sorry but the word is freedom fighter, one mans terrorist is another mans freedom fighter. |
Re: Going To Iraq by SamMilla1(m): 9:40pm On Aug 23, 2008 |
ogorluv: I hear you 007 (james bond) |
Re: Going To Iraq by ogorluv(m): 6:57am On Aug 24, 2008 |
Wrong, who be 007, that small boy, me I be 000000010, he is lisenced to kill, me I dey lisenced to kill steal and destroy with special emphasis on pillage and plunder, doo u feel me. |
Re: Going To Iraq by SamMilla1(m): 10:28am On Aug 24, 2008 |
*throws water to his face* Stop dreaming, its time to face reality again. |
Re: Going To Iraq by ogorluv(m): 3:45pm On Aug 24, 2008 |
*wakes up drenched with water, Standing by his bed is SAM with a guilty look on his face and an empty bucket in his hands* Wetin I do u now, why u pour me water, I was having this nice dream about me, some AK47s and. . . . . . |
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