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Children by Jeovy(m): 10:54pm On Aug 18, 2008 |
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven, I will ask Jonah." The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him." |
Re: Children by Abbygyal(f): 1:07am On Aug 19, 2008 |
lmao @jeovy nice one |
Re: Children by Shaz(f): 1:56am On Aug 19, 2008 |
Lol . . teacher chop yawa |
Re: Children by mohawkchic(f): 4:11am On Aug 19, 2008 |
~ Smart Girl~ |
Re: Children by Gabry(f): 4:47am On Aug 19, 2008 |
Nice one bro. |
Re: Children by adekennis(m): 6:57am On Aug 19, 2008 |
Oga oo |
Re: Children by chioya(f): 8:54am On Aug 19, 2008 |
na ur sister talk am and na ur galfriend b d teacher |
Re: Children by tufe(m): 1:54pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
Re: Children by Jeovy(m): 11:49pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
chioya: hope you are referring to gaby |
Re: Children by Gabry(f): 2:00am On Aug 20, 2008 |
What did I do again |
Re: Children by tufe(m): 12:45pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
always confused |
Re: Children by Gabry(f): 12:53pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
Why you call me confuse? You should ask Jeovy why first ohhh |
Re: Children by MrInfo1(m): 12:59pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
gab, how was market na? i taught u went hawking groundnut |
Re: Children by mykali(m): 1:09pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
nice joke gabby, i want to buy groundnut 30 naira with purewater 5 naira. if i give u 20 naira how much is my change? |
Re: Children by Gabry(f): 1:12pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I was suppose to but you guys make me addicted ohhhhh HELP!!! SOS!!! I NEED TO GO TO REHAB!!! ABEG!!!! |
Re: Children by Gabry(f): 1:12pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
mykali, you think I be stupid fool |
Re: Children by chioya(f): 1:47pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
gabby give him the change and stop doing anyhow |
Re: Children by tufe(m): 3:54pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
i just tire for the girl. if person no buy from her now, her madam go dey flog am when she reach hse. now to give change don turn to wahala |
Re: Children by Gabry(f): 4:18pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
Sorry people. I aint a seller. I dont do selling products. I work at sea cause I am a fine kokolet mermaid sha. You guys dont remember? |
Re: Children by tufe(m): 5:46pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
that one na for ur dream abi where |
Re: Children by Gabry(f): 5:50pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
Can't you fantasize along with me? |
Re: Children by tufe(m): 6:03pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
my dear, i live in a world of reality. |
Re: Children by Jeovy(m): 6:44pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
Gaby, the groundnut don finish ? |
Re: Children by studio43(m): 6:47pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
why u dey ask, so dat u go come buy another credit add to the one's u don dey owe before ? |
Re: Children by Jeovy(m): 6:51pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
see as my accountant dey expose me,ok I never pay you for this month |
Re: Children by tufe(m): 8:43pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
lol |
Re: Children by Gabry(f): 12:30pm On Aug 24, 2008 |
tufe: Thats boring ohhh. . . .Whatever happened to Little Mermaid and Cinderella and X Men and Spongebob? Jeovy: People, WHats groundnut? |
Re: Children by beemex(m): 1:02pm On Aug 24, 2008 |
Mohawkchic, are u ZULU? cos u sure look like one in that pix you've got on your profile. |
Re: Children by Jeovy(m): 5:14pm On Aug 24, 2008 |
beemex: hmm,just tell her she looks fine |
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