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Everybody by tytylayor: 3:19pm On Aug 19, 2008
This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.

There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it. Everybody was sure Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.

Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.

It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
Re: Everybody by sincity(m): 3:27pm On Aug 19, 2008
, then everybody screwed somebody when nobody was looking at anybody, but it was sure nobody knew anybody had been screwed. grin grin grin
Re: Everybody by tytylayor: 3:40pm On Aug 19, 2008
tnx for d completion tongue
Re: Everybody by sincity(m): 3:46pm On Aug 19, 2008
U are most WELL COME cool
Re: Everybody by chioya(f): 4:01pm On Aug 19, 2008
the two of u need JESUS.
Re: Everybody by sincity(m): 4:04pm On Aug 19, 2008
Thanks girl, if we need Jesus then i'm is prescribing Satan for u.
Re: Everybody by clemcykul(f): 4:10pm On Aug 19, 2008
and u also need thou city so full of sin
Re: Everybody by sincity(m): 4:15pm On Aug 19, 2008
See who's talking,

Clemskull the Grim Reaper shocked
Re: Everybody by mykali(m): 4:19pm On Aug 19, 2008
and i thought i'd seen enuff. angry[/color][color=#990000]
Re: Everybody by chioya(f): 4:20pm On Aug 19, 2008
no way wink wink wink
Re: Everybody by sincity(m): 4:21pm On Aug 19, 2008
U's about to see sometin u'll never regret
Re: Everybody by tufe(m): 4:24pm On Aug 19, 2008
hmmmmmn
Re: Everybody by jaymobb(m): 4:24pm On Aug 19, 2008
this is just the beginning
Re: Everybody by sincity(m): 4:26pm On Aug 19, 2008
u all need to fasten ur seat belt for the ride wink
Re: Everybody by Shaz(f): 4:27pm On Aug 19, 2008
Somebody should tell everybody to shut up now!
Re: Everybody by sincity(m): 4:32pm On Aug 19, 2008
That is why somebody got smacked by everybody for doing nothing to nobody and just picking on anybody.
Re: Everybody by tufe(m): 4:36pm On Aug 19, 2008
@shaz

person tie ur mouth
Re: Everybody by Shaz(f): 4:39pm On Aug 19, 2008
I believe my statement was lucid that everybody should shut up cuz somebody is feelin' like slapping anybody now. .
Re: Everybody by tufe(m): 5:12pm On Aug 19, 2008
fire on
Re: Everybody by Abbygyal(f): 1:20am On Aug 20, 2008
@post
lol
wat a thread grin grin
Re: Everybody by Gabry(f): 5:30am On Aug 20, 2008
Total confusion once again shocked sad
Re: Everybody by tufe(m): 9:41am On Aug 20, 2008
. . . . and thats your middle name
Re: Everybody by Gabry(f): 9:49am On Aug 20, 2008
No its not. . . Says who?
Re: Everybody by tufe(m): 9:56am On Aug 20, 2008
says moi, and thats final
Re: Everybody by Gabry(f): 10:18am On Aug 20, 2008
No its not. you need a at least 500 supporters to back up your statement
Re: Everybody by tufe(m): 10:49am On Aug 20, 2008
look it here young lady, i am everybody, so i dont need anybody to do what somebody(me) can do. so my words final cheesy
Re: Everybody by Nautillus(m): 10:54am On Aug 20, 2008
Why is everybody here angry with somebody when nobody made any direct statments at anybody ? ? ? undecided undecided
Re: Everybody by tufe(m): 11:06am On Aug 20, 2008
cuz everybody arent interested in what somebody has to say at anybody
Re: Everybody by Gabry(f): 11:10am On Aug 20, 2008
HAHAHAHA! grin grin Crazy CRAZY PEOPLEEEEE!!! grin
Re: Everybody by chioya(f): 11:17am On Aug 20, 2008
the fact that somebody said everybody is crazy doesnt mean that anybody is crazy so retrieve that statement gabr, angry angry
Re: Everybody by Gabry(f): 11:18am On Aug 20, 2008
I'm not refrring to you ohhh. . . Only the two in particular smiley
Re: Everybody by chioya(f): 11:36am On Aug 20, 2008
for interest of peace ,apologise to everybody because nobody will take what somebody like u said :p :p

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