For his birthday, little tufe asked for a 10-speed bicycle.
His father said,
"Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is
£180,000 & your mother just lost her job.
There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw little tufe heading out the front
door with a suitcase.
So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little tufe told him; "I was walking past your room last night
and heard you telling
Mum you were pulling out.
Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.
And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a £180,000
mortgage & no bike

hahahah ROTFLMAO

Hilarious,
Little Tufe get sense oo,

jeovy, where u dey, come here oh

~Now this is funny.

Tufe, I dey kampe

benjay,where you go since self?

lmao

;d

lol nice one

Jeovy:

Tufe, I dey kampe

benjay,where you go since self?

~Jeovy, i no dey feel NLD again, like before. so i only come when i am less busy.

ben~jay:

~Jeovy, i no dey feel NLD again, like before. so i only come when i am less busy.

eya,why? Na because of princess,I fit give her back to you (for your dreams)

see ya lakpa lakpa head, u think say na princesa dey do me ?

No worry, we'll not miss u if u take a break!

daddy and mummy

~Aproko wetin concern you ?

my wise yummie

ben~jay:

see ya lakpa lakpa head, u think say na princesa dey do me ?

, wetin dey do you and how hin dey you?