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| Very Funny Text Messages by reaZON(m): 7:42am On Aug 23, 2008 |
How a man impresses a woman: kiss her, hug her, compliment her, love her,tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her How a woman impresses a man: Show up naked with beer. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory Bride's Dad hands a note to the groom: 'GOODS DELIVERED ARE NOT RETURNABLE.' Groom gave another note back to father: 'CONTRACT VOID IF SEAL IS BROKEN.' We will now upgrade your brain, please wait, , searching, searching, still searching, , sorry NO BRAIN found For the funniest and craziest text messages please visit : www. textpal.. com |
| Re: Very Funny Text Messages by topup: 8:09am On Aug 23, 2008 |
I want the texts to come to me!  |
| Re: Very Funny Text Messages by SamMilla1(m): 8:17am On Aug 23, 2008 |
why did u have to post this in jokes section , then come here and post it again? where do you intend it to be? |
| Re: Very Funny Text Messages by topup: 8:19am On Aug 23, 2008 |
In the romantic jokes section? |
| Re: Very Funny Text Messages by benjay1(m): 1:55pm On Aug 23, 2008 |
~All old. |
| Re: Very Funny Text Messages by reaZON(m): 9:44am On Aug 24, 2008 |
SAM MILLA: posting it in the romance section was a mistake, Thats why i posted it again in the jokes section. i want it in the jokes section, Thanks for rectifying it |
| Re: Very Funny Text Messages by reaZON(m): 9:59am On Aug 24, 2008 |
ben~jay:Dont worry man, seems like u're really a joke fan, u can get newer jokes at www. textpal.. com i bet u, u haven't seen 5% of the jokes there, check it out and tell me what ya think topup:how do u want them delivered 2 u ups, fedex, dhl, handy, which one o em |
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