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55 Ways To Make Women Happy! by kajad(m): 11:10am On Jun 29, 2006
To make a woman happy , A man only needs to be:

1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. Give her compliments regularly
45. Love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. Not stress her out
49. Not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. Never to forget:
* Birthdays
* Anniversaries
* Arrangements she makes


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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:

1. Leave him alone
Re: 55 Ways To Make Women Happy! by eveseh(f): 11:38am On Jun 29, 2006
LOL,u sabi too much book ooooooooooo,nice one
Re: 55 Ways To Make Women Happy! by Mystique(f): 12:20pm On Jun 29, 2006
Leave Him Alone
Re: 55 Ways To Make Women Happy! by beyunce(f): 12:38pm On Jun 29, 2006
Leave him alone,

are u sure u are goin to be happy dat way?


Ok. den i think ur girl/wife as to let u go
Re: 55 Ways To Make Women Happy! by kajad(m): 2:40pm On Jun 29, 2006
Leaving him alone could be not asking him to do all those things wink
Re: 55 Ways To Make Women Happy! by beyunce(f): 2:43pm On Jun 29, 2006
Oh. it means u dont want to please her but u want her to please u?
Re: 55 Ways To Make Women Happy! by belloti(m): 2:59pm On Jun 29, 2006
Please, leave us alone
Re: 55 Ways To Make Women Happy! by beyunce(f): 3:07pm On Jun 29, 2006
U and who?
Re: 55 Ways To Make Women Happy! by kajad(m): 3:17pm On Jun 29, 2006
@ beyunce

Not asking too many questions is part of leaving a man alone.

Now can you do that?
Re: 55 Ways To Make Women Happy! by beyunce(f): 3:30pm On Jun 29, 2006
Nop tongue  tongue  tongue  tongue


Y do u want me to leave u alone?  tongue tongue
Re: 55 Ways To Make Women Happy! by robby1(m): 3:38pm On Jun 29, 2006
now that was almost true, except for the last one sad
Re: 55 Ways To Make Women Happy! by belloti(m): 4:15pm On Jun 29, 2006
Leave us alone oh angry
Re: 55 Ways To Make Women Happy! by beyunce(f): 7:06pm On Jul 03, 2006
@ belloti

hell no oh.


tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
Re: 55 Ways To Make Women Happy! by Oracle(m): 1:38am On Jul 18, 2006
you can never satisfy a woman.
she's just something you can't totally please, even after following the 55 steps.
Re: 55 Ways To Make Women Happy! by kajad(m): 9:07am On Jul 18, 2006
Na so my brother! ! !!
Re: 55 Ways To Make Women Happy! by micklplus(m): 2:54pm On Jul 18, 2006
Han Han ! what da lipsrsealed
Re: 55 Ways To Make Women Happy! by QueenB1(f): 9:02pm On Nov 25, 2006
@Kajad i nearly wanted to commend u for ur nice words and 55 Advices. cry but at the end i dont think i will commend u. tongue.
Re: 55 Ways To Make Women Happy! by frankiriri(m): 3:29pm On Nov 29, 2006
Satisying women is a real tall order. But wetin we go do. Without them I may as well pack to the village and start farming so make "she "no leave me alone oh grin grin grin
Re: 55 Ways To Make Women Happy! by awoof(m): 2:34am On Apr 25, 2007
I will assist you to reducethe long list of 55 to only three
1. spoil her well well with money
2. don't look at another womnan, and above all
3. f, k her well well

My dear "rodites" in da house try these three and post me the result
Re: 55 Ways To Make Women Happy! by ikejoe(m): 9:42am On Apr 25, 2007
even if dey leave us alone, will we ever leave dem?

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