yes . . .

have u ever had a brain sugery?

nope




av u bn 2 dubai?

Nope,



what re U lookin 4 on Nland?

nop. . .


u have stomach ache?

nah, i av hrt-ache



u a Dr?

In d makin



Wat of U?

cool. am a farmer


u @ UCH?

what's dat??

u're reli nice?

o taste n c! _{i dey try}


r u?

not really


nose picker?

who isnt?

party person?

nah not really


belcher?

yes, i'm human you people should stop asking me these kinda questions joh

dump taker
(we'll gross each other out tonight)

lol I'm only human


Nail picker

yes cos i absolutely hate dirty nails
i could stop talking to a person cos of dirty nails

nail polish user

Urm, not really


Leg Shaver?

thank goodness no!
some of us are blessed with hair in the right place


u?

Lol I've never shaved in my life



Urm, dance naked?

lol what else is there to do in the shower?

u?

Urm, sometimes

Hmm, Dance randomly in places?

i'm known for that
you know the indian dance with one finger on the head and another on the butt accompannied with wiggly motions,
that's my trademark dance
in the club, in class, on the road. . .

break out in laughter cos u remembered somn funny from the past in odd places?

yea, all d time



wish you were taller

yes! one elusive inch

u?

No funny enough


Bite your nails?

ewwwww no!

wanted to secretly smack the head of slow walkers?

oh hel yeh those oyinbo people (no offence*)


swore right in front of a teacher/lecturer

naw my potty mouth waits for me at the door when i enter a class

u?

lol yes, not 'at' but 'in front of '



Slept in class? (Weak, I know)

tee hee hee hee


being on a vacation without the 'rents?

I sleep in the bridge all by myself.

Lie , nt bad sha, make sure u go today cos ima come visit yhu dia, hope dia will b goddix