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Re: GPRS Tricks Retirement Warehouse... by debirules(m): 11:10am On Sep 18, 2008
And please, if you see anything that's not right, it doesn't mean you can't say it, there are so many ways to say things, but please say it the right way, in a mild modest manner. Peace brothers, and sisters. Ciao.
Re: GPRS Tricks Retirement Warehouse... by Mercy4All(m): 12:48pm On Sep 18, 2008
i hate when pple cannot control their tongue.
Jam 3:6 says 'And the tongue is a fire, a world of iniquity. The tongue is so among our members that it defiles the whole body, and sets on fire the course of nature; and it is set on fire by hell'
v 8b says 'It is an unruly evil, full of deadly poison'
in fact, the entire chapter is for studying not only for reading.
@toluxa1
how was ur nite?
@debirules
u read the post.
maturity is important. abi.
Re: GPRS Tricks Retirement Warehouse... by Ogboraph(m): 1:15pm On Sep 18, 2008
Kai i no know say uncle prince_sege na pastor oh.
Well thank God the babilone is over, oya guys edite all your post on babilonian talk. Let get back to the topic { is SE DEAD?}
Re: GPRS Tricks Retirement Warehouse... by semid4lyfe(m): 2:26pm On Sep 18, 2008
@Debirules,I'm sorry 4 desecrating your thread.Its just that u guys should have been more discreet & not posted d tricks.
Moreover I never claimed 2 b d originator of any of d tricks.What I said is that I've discovered PROXIES which work with any of d mtn FBT on pc,u know what u put just after d @ on whateva trick u're using & lastly I ain't using your thread 4 publicity so PLS don't get it twisted & believe me,I'm a MAN OF PEACE.
@Mercy4all,why u come dey preach now?I no fit laugh, PASTOR WEY DEY USE FREE BROWSIN TRICK.kai, Nigerians.
Look,I thought I apologized earlier but its obvious u missed it because 'your post indicates u're still bitter & angry.
Look I ain't too big 2 apologize so guys I'm saying I'm SORRY to all those I've offended with my posts & I believe my apology settles any case of maturity or immaturity on my part. Mercy4all,I hereby extend my hand of friendship 2 u over cyberspace & Guys,PLS finally,FINALLY lets all SQUASH d beef talk and endless
criticisms.
Adios.
Re: GPRS Tricks Retirement Warehouse... by just2nice(m): 2:40pm On Sep 18, 2008
Hmm.This is better,men.We are all here on Nland phone section to strive towards a common cause,make friends and enhance our knowledge.The insults and abuses that was being hauled at each other by our own 'personal persons" when we should be working together got me all surprised and wondering what the hell was going on but I am happy it has ben resolved just like the way it should be done,like men .
Re: GPRS Tricks Retirement Warehouse... by toluxa1(m): 7:49pm On Sep 18, 2008
Ehennnn. Now you guys are talking. I like this. Oya make you na dey Deposit all those New tricks and PROXIES inside here => honoura1@yahoo.com

Note: I am not begging for fbt oh
Re: GPRS Tricks Retirement Warehouse... by Mercy4All(m): 9:42pm On Sep 18, 2008
I just walked in from church now and honestly this is a wonderful place to be.
@semid4lyfe
1love man. i love you all. can you see my hand of fellowship? if you can, let us meet thru YIM, mine is there, drop ur own and let us talk.
@Ogboraph
let us talk more on YIM about the issue you dropped this morning.
@just2nice
where have you been? welcome back.
@toluxa1
thank you jo. how was it?
we talk more on YIM.
Re: GPRS Tricks Retirement Warehouse... by debirules(m): 11:59pm On Sep 18, 2008
I logged in today and i was happy i did, because the topic is now back on track. Hi5 to every one. So, let's get it on. The question i'd like to ask as many others have been asking is this, Is Glo still browsing for free?
Re: GPRS Tricks Retirement Warehouse... by just2nice(m): 2:17am On Sep 19, 2008
Hmm;your ? looks like a deviation from the original topic but no probs.I think there is a glo trick out there but only few peepz have it.I am aware that there is a glo 3g trick that works.There is also a whisper about 'wap.alcatel.com@' working for glo.Glo trick dey sha;na just 4 u 2 put ear 4 ground.
Re: GPRS Tricks Retirement Warehouse... by donjon: 4:08am On Sep 19, 2008
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Re: GPRS Tricks Retirement Warehouse... by toluxa1(m): 8:08am On Sep 19, 2008
Okay o. Lets just wait and see how it all unfolds. @j2n. I thought you said one time you were doing your IT with a journalism company or something like that.
Re: GPRS Tricks Retirement Warehouse... by toluxa1(m): 8:11am On Sep 19, 2008
Okay o. Lets just wait and see how it all unfolds. @j2n. I thought you said one time you were doing your IT with a journalism company or something like that.
Re: GPRS Tricks Retirement Warehouse... by semid4lyfe(m): 8:41am On Sep 19, 2008
@toluxa1,with d way u dey double post & quadruple post 4 dis forum,u go clock 1000 posts b4 d end of d week o.Che u no go take 2 my advice ni,abi make I send u western union make u take arrange am?
Re: GPRS Tricks Retirement Warehouse... by just2nice(m): 9:06am On Sep 19, 2008
Yes toluxa ,I am still doing my IT in a newspaper firm but I travelled down to my university for a one-week certificate screening/verification exercise.I will return to my base by weekend. semidlyfe ,you got my mail,right?
Re: GPRS Tricks Retirement Warehouse... by Ogboraph(m): 9:09am On Sep 19, 2008
Oh my God. I done miss this. Oh oh ho höo cry cry cry cry sub surb surb.
embarassed see i feel like crying just imagine the love on nairaland. How people setle to be one how guys appologies for each other infact i am touched my heart soul body weep for joy; what a wonderful way to reconsile, these guys are heavenly men. You guys Mercy4all and Semid4lyfe ve just set a standard on Nairaland wink
Re: GPRS Tricks Retirement Warehouse... by smartking4luv(m): 10:06am On Sep 19, 2008
at raph u dae show,abi,wafi mania,hw far,wts ur yim.
Re: GPRS Tricks Retirement Warehouse... by smartking4luv(m): 10:08am On Sep 19, 2008
raph wts ur yim.
Re: GPRS Tricks Retirement Warehouse... by semid4lyfe(m): 10:31am On Sep 19, 2008
@J2N,thanks man!Sorry I didn't acknowledge d receipt of ur mail.I've been too busy @ d war front but as I speak d war as come 2 an end as I've just signed a PEACE TREATY.On d other hand,as bodi dey inside cloth,I gas balance d equation by putting some kish inside pocket.
@Ogboralph,ol boy yee!U miss no b small o & d film no get part 2.Imagine a film starring Micheal Scoffield,Jack Bauer & several
A-rated actors & directed by multi oscar winning director,DEBIRULES.Need I say more?
By d way we recieved oscars 4 our performance and we have both been initiated in2 d NAIRALAND HALL OF FAME & LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY NAIRALANDERS.
@Mercy4all,YIM is same as my username.
CIAO.
Re: GPRS Tricks Retirement Warehouse... by smartking4luv(m): 11:02am On Sep 19, 2008
nunsense,kai we get stupid pikin 4diz site wae dae act film,imagne actor nd boss
Re: GPRS Tricks Retirement Warehouse... by topeteadr(m): 11:06am On Sep 19, 2008
Guy's I'm looking for Dragnet. . . Should incase anyone get's intouch with him. Just tell him I asked after him.
Re: GPRS Tricks Retirement Warehouse... by smartking4luv(m): 11:32am On Sep 19, 2008
dragnet,chk hm at mygamma chatng site,hes alwayz there mst of da tym
Re: GPRS Tricks Retirement Warehouse... by semid4lyfe(m): 11:52am On Sep 19, 2008
@Smartking,U no see my byline.
''My train of thought is to run u over when u're on my track''
Why u come dey pour petrol 4 fire wey don quench?
U lucky sey I don turn new leaf so I go apply d brakes 4 my train mey I no run u over.
1 love.
Re: GPRS Tricks Retirement Warehouse... by smartking4luv(m): 12:12pm On Sep 19, 2008
lmao.lol.
there he goez again typewriter?lol?kai si mi pikin way mi just born last yr 4nairaland kandae shakara 4mi.e get as he dae do u
Re: GPRS Tricks Retirement Warehouse... by smartking4luv(m): 12:14pm On Sep 19, 2008
aniway tnk GOD 4ur lyfe,4rm al dose isina wae u dae do lol
Re: GPRS Tricks Retirement Warehouse... by Mercy4All(m): 12:26pm On Sep 19, 2008
guys friendship makes like wonderful.
@just2nice
that thing you throw there na joke?
@semi
when i sign in to my YIM i will add you.
@smartking
my glo is no longer going. you know the new configuration?
i don call them tire, they sent me setting which refused to work even with money.
Re: GPRS Tricks Retirement Warehouse... by Ogboraph(m): 3:16pm On Sep 19, 2008
@smartking4luv or smartking4all look let me warn you, look let me warn you again. Now the New film is me and you.
Dont let me kill u with word hear. Infact if i ever. If i do not see u on my yim you are in troble with me
so my yim is ralphmooreg@yahoo.com
i will be grateful to be your PAL. Thanks smartking grin
Re: GPRS Tricks Retirement Warehouse... by packa(m): 4:32pm On Sep 19, 2008
I'm really enjoying this thread. Everything is impossible in nairaland.
Re: GPRS Tricks Retirement Warehouse... by dragnet: 6:03pm On Sep 19, 2008
tope_teadr, smiley
smartking4luv, me?? at mygamma? Nah! I'm not regstrd dere undecided
Re: GPRS Tricks Retirement Warehouse... by semid4lyfe(m): 6:12pm On Sep 19, 2008
BREAKING NEWS
Based on his years of selfless service,dedication 2 duty & his unrivalled & unequalled experience in communication,journalism & brodcasting matters,d F.E.C of Nairaland has announced d appointment of JUST2NICE as d new Special Adviser on FBTs.This appointment is with immediate effect & his duties shall amongst many include reporting 2 d F.E.C d latest
developments & news on FBTs.
In his response & acceptance speech,J2N said his immediate priorities are 2 configure opera 2.06,3.15,8.65 4 browsin on pc & also 2 ensure d passage of d F.O.I bill so dat FBT's go dey flow YAFUNYAFUN.
@J2N,I'm just tryin 2 add maggi & curry 2 d soup,hope u don't mind?
Re: GPRS Tricks Retirement Warehouse... by smartking4luv(m): 6:53pm On Sep 19, 2008
infat nami bi actor tomcruise.lmao
Re: GPRS Tricks Retirement Warehouse... by debirules(m): 6:54pm On Sep 19, 2008
Well, well, well, it seems like everyone here is browsing free of charge as no one is no longer requesting, very nice. But i'm just wondering, for some days now MTN has stopped recharging, here in Delta, that's what's happening, but i don't know if you are experiencing the same thing anywhere or where ever you are. But, the question arising from instincts right now is that, could it be that they trying to do something about the Free b? But if anyone can recharge in MTN, then the question is invalid. So, what do you think?
Re: GPRS Tricks Retirement Warehouse... by semid4lyfe(m): 6:56pm On Sep 19, 2008
In other news,d director of d critically acclaimed & multi Oscar winning Nairaland movie, The road to peace,Debirules has agreed 2 direct a sequel 2 d movie but dis time without d original actors as they are set 2 be replaced by Ogboralph a.k.a Danny Ocean & Smartking4luv a.k.a Jason Bourne.According 2 info 4rm a very reliable source,N.A.N, d News Agency of Nairaland & not Nigeria d film shall premiere tommorrow in YIM cinema on Yahoo tv & it will only be viewed by an exclusive audience who have been specially invited.The directors,crew & cast of d movie are keepin sealed lips on d possible plot of d movie but when pressed by urs trully,all d director would say was dat it will be more interesting & suspense filled than season 1.
Trust me I have managed 2 obtain an IV 2 d premiere of d movie & I shall be givin u a Samuel Peters by Bash Ali account as events unfold.
Semid4lyfe reporting 4 FBT tv,Nairaland.

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