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Found Jesus? by dreeldee: 10:12pm On Sep 03, 2008 |
found this in my inbox enjoy A drunk stumbles along a Baptismal service on a Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to stumble down into the water and stands next to the Minister. The Minister turns, notices the old drunk and says, “Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?” The drunk looks back and says, “Yes sir, I am.” The Minister then dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right back up. “Have you found Jesus?” the Minister asks. “No, I didn’t!” said the drunk. The Minister then dunks him under for a quite a bit longer, brings him up and says, “Now brother, have you found Jesus?” “No, I did not!” says the drunk again. Disgusted, the Minister holds the man under for at least 30 seconds this time, brings him up and demands, “For the grace of God, have you found Jesus yet?!” The old drunk wipes his eyes and pleads, “Are you sure this is where he fell in |
Re: Found Jesus? by clemcykul(f): 9:23am On Sep 04, 2008 |
lol |
Re: Found Jesus? by romsky: 10:34am On Sep 04, 2008 |
gud question |
Re: Found Jesus? by lexicon(m): 10:37am On Sep 04, 2008 |
lol . 9ce 1 |
Re: Found Jesus? by folahann(m): 3:55pm On Sep 04, 2008 |
lol. 10ce 2 |
Re: Found Jesus? by Abbygyal(f): 4:38pm On Sep 04, 2008 |
lol nice one |
Re: Found Jesus? by MrInfo1(m): 5:08pm On Sep 04, 2008 |
XXL nice |
Re: Found Jesus? by ThugLife1(m): 5:29pm On Sep 04, 2008 |
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