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50th Aniversary by robby1(m): 7:37pm On Jul 01, 2006
There was this couple who had been married for 50
years. They were sitting at the breakfast table
that morning when the old gentleman said to his
wife, "Just think honey, we've been married for
50 years."

"Yeah," she replied, "Fifty years ago this very
day, we were sitting here at this breakfast
table together."

"Hmmm, " the old man said, "We were probably
sitting here naked as jay birds fifty years ago
this morning."

"Well," the old lady snickered, "What do you
say, should we?"

The two stripped to the buff and sat down at
the table. The two sat there for a few minutes,
giggling like teenagers, when the little old
lady breathlessly whispered, "You know, honey,
my nipples are as hot for you as they were fifty
years ago."

"I wouldn't be surprised," replied the old man.
"One's in your coffee and the other one's in your
oatmeal."
Re: 50th Aniversary by lukkie(m): 1:06pm On Jul 02, 2006
lol
Re: 50th Aniversary by biggpin(m): 2:04pm On Jul 02, 2006
, dis is one huge joke!!
Re: 50th Aniversary by ToyM28(f): 2:09pm On Jul 02, 2006
LOL. LOL. Funny.
Re: 50th Aniversary by Rolly: 5:13am On Jul 03, 2006
Lol! cheesy
Re: 50th Aniversary by micklplus(m): 7:08pm On Jul 03, 2006
OMG shocked whats this ! you guys are killing me for real
very funny
Cheers cheesy
Re: 50th Aniversary by Oracle(m): 9:03pm On Jul 11, 2006
Holy Molly! This is more than great
Re: 50th Aniversary by memyself2(f): 7:51pm On Jul 17, 2006
lmao grin

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