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Ewwwwwwwwww! by robby1(m): 8:11pm On Jul 01, 2006
Two guys where standing on a street corner
bragging about how each one was smarter. One
finally said, "I'm so smart I can tell if a
woman is wearing panties or not."

The other replied, "Impossiable, nobody is
that smart." A coupple of minutes later a woman
in her thirties walked by. The guy said "there,
she is not wearing any panties."

So the two guys confronted her and said, "We have
a bet going, could you tell us if you are wearing
panties or not."

After a couple of minutes she finally admitted
she was pantiless. After the woman walked off
the guy asked the other guy, "how could you
tell?"

The other guy replied, "Easy, there
was dandruff on her shoes."
Re: Ewwwwwwwwww! by lukkie(m): 1:00pm On Jul 02, 2006
awwwww!
Re: Ewwwwwwwwww! by lukkie(m): 1:01pm On Jul 02, 2006
awwwww!
Re: Ewwwwwwwwww! by jydon(m): 7:00pm On Jul 04, 2006
ewwwwwwwwwww grin grin grin damn it grin grin grin grin
Re: Ewwwwwwwwww! by desiree(f): 8:33pm On Jul 04, 2006
grin grin grin Rofl

Mega EWWWWWW!!!!
Re: Ewwwwwwwwww! by shawna(f): 8:38pm On Jul 04, 2006
hahaha cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Ewwwwwwwwww! by Kadeejah(f): 7:59am On Jul 10, 2006
she jizzed on herself? eeewwwww lipsrsealed lmao! cheesy
Re: Ewwwwwwwwww! by MerC2(f): 10:45am On Jul 15, 2006
DAYUM! That's sick! lipsrsealed
Re: Ewwwwwwwwww! by memyself2(f): 7:45pm On Jul 17, 2006
Mer-C:

DAYUM! That's sick! lipsrsealed

i know! *gagging noises*
Re: Ewwwwwwwwww! by justkunmi(m): 7:51pm On Jul 17, 2006
thats grossssss
Re: Ewwwwwwwwww! by kellorah: 7:55pm On Jul 17, 2006
ew!
Re: Ewwwwwwwwww! by Oracle(m): 9:59pm On Jul 17, 2006
Holy molly---------------------------------- shocked shocked
Re: Ewwwwwwwwww! by memyself2(f): 10:02pm On Jul 17, 2006
lol oracle, wetin molly do? i know its just an xpression but still it looks funny!
Re: Ewwwwwwwwww! by MerC2(f): 10:03pm On Jul 17, 2006
lol! cheesy
Re: Ewwwwwwwwww! by Teezy(f): 11:14pm On Jul 17, 2006
eeewww that's sickk shocked shocked lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lmao!
Re: Ewwwwwwwwww! by kellorah: 12:30pm On Jul 18, 2006
haha
Re: Ewwwwwwwwww! by LOVE4(f): 12:00am On Nov 09, 2006
that's just nastyyyyyy!!!!!
Re: Ewwwwwwwwww! by bunmii(f): 8:17am On Mar 04, 2007
undecided
Re: Ewwwwwwwwww! by shens2006(m): 11:01pm On Mar 04, 2007
:d :d
Re: Ewwwwwwwwww! by robby1(m): 8:37am On Mar 07, 2007
poor lady sad
Re: Ewwwwwwwwww! by richo(m): 12:13pm On Mar 10, 2007
haha am sure there was also some hair follicles!! why dont some ladies wear undies, is it for fresh air or wat
Re: Ewwwwwwwwww! by shens2006(m): 1:36pm On Mar 10, 2007
na so o. dont u kno they like it so they wont fill wet always? grin
Re: Ewwwwwwwwww! by PoDeep(m): 8:51pm On Mar 10, 2007
Yebariba,Samboribobo!!!Whaaaaaa!!!!
Re: Ewwwwwwwwww! by PoDeep(m): 8:52pm On Mar 10, 2007
Yebariba,Samboribobo!!!Whaaaaaa!!!!
Re: Ewwwwwwwwww! by spikelord(m): 1:50am On Mar 13, 2007
Heard this before but still funny
Re: Ewwwwwwwwww! by omogenaija(f): 2:04am On Mar 14, 2007
abasha ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww angry
Re: Ewwwwwwwwww! by Brymore(m): 6:16pm On Mar 14, 2007
Wayyyyyyyoooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'zandrop' from the 'abuna'? This is crazy men, you must use selsun blue before you enter inside, but even at that, you might also need a latex pant.

#Candid Submission#
Re: Ewwwwwwwwww! by Brymore(m): 6:21pm On Mar 14, 2007
Brymore:

Wayyyyyyyoooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'zandrop' from the 'abuna'? This is crazy men, you must use selsun blue before you enter inside, but even at that, you [/b]might also [b]need a latex pant.
/quote]

And Latex boxers and briefs to protect you from all forms of infection.

#Candid Submission#

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