Oh God! Not that bell again.
Don't tell me it's another day.
I rushed off my bed forgetting to
Pray.
At the bore hole;
The water was always dripping,
Gosh! How will 1 take my bath?
Today
Finally i secured a bucket to fetch
Water.
A senior came and took it.
By the time i finally rinsed my
Body,
It was time for the ultimate food,
Sneaking through the stairs,
I tried to avoid my morning work.
The dread dormitory captain
Caught me in the act
Some strokes were all it cost me
to charge my bearing.
Getting to my dormitory my
Uniforms were not ironed,
Wearing them like that,
I broke the school record rushing
To the dining hall
Like a rocket, i made it there
Only to hear the final; Amen!!
Oh no! Food over? I've missed the
Show.
Back to the hostel to "soak"
A senior appeared from nowhere
Phram! He "launched" my milk.
Sugar, cornflakes and beverage.
All went down the drain - his
Belly.
Thief, i silently cursed him under
My breath
The dreadful Oliver Twist always
Asking for more.
I finally escaped only to meet
"House captain" (1)
Fetch me a bucket of water, he
Ordered
My uniform and socks paid dearly
For this.
Finally getting to class later
i met "RSM" (2)
And he ordered me to frog jump
Throughout classes, I was
Mopping
A girl smiled at me
At last a respite back,
What's so funny? The teacher
Asked me
My buttocks were worse off for
It.
At last classes over!
I made it to the dining hall in
Record time this time
Thank God, prayers! I served
Them "Nicely" (3)
I was about to descend on my
Food
When a prefect came calling
I'D been reported for "striking" (4)
I missed my meal again Siesta was too
Short Afternoon prep was nightmarish
I was in the hall for food
Thirty minutes before the bell
They called me.
Two minutes to prayer, I went to
Relieve my self
Coming back to the hall
There had been a "Lionning" (5)
On my table
And I'D been massacred
I dozed throughout night prep
Getting back to the dormitory
My mattress has been "Suaved" (6)
No not again!, not again!!.
I had only my spring to sleep on
"Gbagan! Gbagan!! Gbagan!!!" (Morning bell)
No, don't tell me its another day

Dedicated to all students of Command sec. sch. Ipaja


Note
1. "House captain" -A prefect to captain
The house and dreadful senior.
2. "Rsm" - Residential Sergent Major
3. "Nicely" - Unfairly
4. "Stricking" - Cheating in the dining hall
5. "Lionning" - Rush for food
6. "Suaved" - Stolen.


PS: It a true life story

What do you expect when you don't settle.

It was cool launching your PROVS then,

, Very RICH Soakings


LOL

Bad guy

@info


hmmmmm our nxt soyinka (hpmm e easy!!!)

sure it was not nemesis 6 evils in a day for an evil genius

u er was ur account deactivated on FB