Do you think this old lady is guilty? Simply state your answer after reading her defence.


Defense Attorney:
Will you please state your age?

Little Old Lady:
I am 86 years old.

Defense Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

Little Old Lady:
There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defense Attorney:
Did you know him?

Little Old Lady:
No, but he sure was friendly.

Little Old Lady:
He started to rub my thigh.

Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him?

Little Old Lady:
No, I didn't stop him.

Defense Attorney:
Why not?

Little Old Lady:
It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.

Defense Attorney:
What happened next?

Little Old Lady:
He began to rub my breasts.

Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him then?

LittleOld Lady:
No, I did not stop him.

Defense Attorney:
Why not?

Little Old Lady:
His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

Defense Attorney:
What happened next?

Little Old Lady:
Well, by then, I was feeling so 'spicy' that I just laid down and told him
'Take me, young man. Take me now!'
Did he take you?

Little Old Lady:
Hell, no! He just yelled, 'April Fool!'And that's when I shot him, the little bastard,

chai!, exactly the kinda tin Spenchuks go fit do, d boy 2 mumu. D old lady no fail am at all at all, she behave jst like Tyty

and u behave just like d fool

heyyyyy, the Old lady and the Bad Boy in the House

i sure say dat woman na tyty

I'm triple sure na Tyty, no oda woman fit behave like dat

no its not tyty its gabrywl,i knew wen it happened

Gab is too emotional for dat, Na Craze gal Tyty

The guy said April Fool then the woman show him that April Wise

hehehe, ika oda   enemy of progress  good for him

infobaba:

hehehe, ika oda enemy of progress good for him

cbase:

Gab is too emotional for that, Na Craze girl Tyty

so far u still be d mumu boy

Mumu Boi ===> Mumu Gal

A Level Maths

Deserved that bullet and more, poor lady!!

Na waaa ohhh Poster. This is the same joke Equilibrium posted about Jeovy and . . . .

just say its as stale as cbase's dinner

lol

chai! Clem abi ur bra don dey itch u?

as usual na

As usual? Chei! You must talk wetin you mean oo.

infobaba:

as usual na

@ info,got any info u'd like 2 share?

What av got to share is parental advisory sori

Worry not,my mom's right here beside me.Share

We still dey wait.

if u no mind, wait o

Wait untill your armpit hair reach the floor

your own don dey reach

e bi like say

No worry e grow well so that e go reach u plait Bob Marley hair style.

*grinss*

same to you