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I Want To Be Six Again by SamMilla1(m): 5:54pm On Sep 06, 2008
To Whom It May Concern:

I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult in order to accept the responsibilities of a 6 year old. The tax base is lower. I want to be six again.

I want to go to Mr Biggs and think it's the best place in the world to eat.
I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make waves with rocks.
I want to think biscuits are better than money 'cause you can eat them.
I want to play kickball during recess and stay up on Christmas Eve waiting to hear Santa.

I long for the days when life was simple.
When all you knew were your colors, the addition tables and simple nursery rhymes, but it didn't bother you because you didn't know what you didn't know, and you didn't care.

I want to go to school and have snack time, recess, and field trips.
I want to be happy because I don't know what should make me upset.
I want to think the world is fair, and everyone in it is honest and good.
I want to believe that anything is possible.

Sometime, while I was maturing, I learned too much.
I learned of nuclear weapons, prejudice, starving and abused kids, lies, unhappy marriages, illness, pain and mortality. I want to be six again. I want to think that everyone, including myself, will live forever because I don't know the concept of death.

I want to be oblivious to the complexity of life, and be overly excited by the little things again.
I want television to be something I watch for fun, not something I use for escape from the things I should be doing. I want to live knowing the little things I find exciting will always make me as happy as when I first learned them,
I want to be six again.

I remember not seeing the world as a whole, but rather being aware of only the things that directly concerned me.
I want to be naive enough to think that if I'm happy, so is everyone else.
I want to walk down the beach and think only of the sand beneath my feet,
and the possibility of finding that blue piece of sea glass I'm looking for.

I want to spend my afternoons climbing trees and riding my bike,
letting the grownups worry about time, the dentist, and how to find the money to fix the old car.
I want to wonder what I'll do when I grow up, and what I'll be, who I'll be, and not worry about what I'll do if this doesn't work out. I want that time back.

I want to use it now as an escape, so that when my computer crashes, or I have a mountain of paperwork, or two depressed friends, or a fight with my significant other, or bittersweet memories of times gone by, or second thoughts about so many things, I can travel back, and build a snowman, without thinking about anything except whether the snow sticks together, and what I can possibly use for the snowman's mouth.

I want to be six again.
Re: I Want To Be Six Again by spenchuks(m): 6:16pm On Sep 06, 2008
then who is holding u back undecided
Re: I Want To Be Six Again by cbase: 6:49pm On Sep 06, 2008
and who even tell am say e don big now angry
Re: I Want To Be Six Again by spenchuks(m): 6:57pm On Sep 06, 2008
no be lie, sam hear am cheesy
Re: I Want To Be Six Again by mykali(m): 7:10pm On Sep 06, 2008
sam sam grin

u arent up to six yet. so why yhu dey wail for here. chill. yhur time go come. he he he. grin
Re: I Want To Be Six Again by spenchuks(m): 7:29pm On Sep 06, 2008
he is 2years and 7months cool
Re: I Want To Be Six Again by quentininc(m): 7:41pm On Sep 06, 2008
sam its actually ery easy all u've to do na to join primary 1 agagin just sew uniform enroll 4 the nearest skool way dey close to u.
Re: I Want To Be Six Again by SamMilla1(m): 11:24am On Sep 07, 2008
KI A chief quentinic.

for that advice, i will make you the mibnister of women and drug affairs when i reclaim the kingdom
Re: I Want To Be Six Again by Jeovy(m): 3:47pm On Sep 07, 2008
SAM,you sound like 7,cause your memory is still fresh grin
Re: I Want To Be Six Again by MrInfo1(m): 9:06pm On Sep 07, 2008
Start to dey gym 24/7 tongue
Re: I Want To Be Six Again by spenchuks(m): 9:24pm On Sep 07, 2008
start dey drink goldenmorn grin
Re: I Want To Be Six Again by MrInfo1(m): 9:37pm On Sep 07, 2008
Be born againĀ  grin does work
Re: I Want To Be Six Again by spenchuks(m): 9:48pm On Sep 07, 2008
start dey wear pampers, u will even look younger than 6 grin
Re: I Want To Be Six Again by diamonleda(m): 9:52pm On Sep 07, 2008
or sam, screw all dis, all u have to do is look down ur pants, cosm sure ur 3 years old
Re: I Want To Be Six Again by spenchuks(m): 10:01pm On Sep 07, 2008
just die make dem born u again
Re: I Want To Be Six Again by Gabry(f): 5:30am On Sep 08, 2008
I wan to be 6 again as well so that I can have my Barbie Dolls, my little pony and also lots and lots of teddy bears . . . . embarassed
Re: I Want To Be Six Again by cbase: 8:37am On Sep 08, 2008
monkey angry
Re: I Want To Be Six Again by Gabry(f): 8:59am On Sep 08, 2008
And who are you calling a monkey monkey? grin
Re: I Want To Be Six Again by cbase: 9:33am On Sep 08, 2008
look around very well, u would know, if u still dnt get it, get a MIRROR grin
Re: I Want To Be Six Again by Gabry(f): 9:49am On Sep 08, 2008
TUFIAKWA!!!!!!!!!! angry If I be monkey, you be chipanzee angry
Re: I Want To Be Six Again by clemcykul(f): 9:51am On Sep 08, 2008
sam is 0.0001 old
Re: I Want To Be Six Again by cbase: 10:01am On Sep 08, 2008
supported, grin
Re: I Want To Be Six Again by mykali(m): 12:03pm On Sep 11, 2008
clemcykul:

sam is 0.0001 old

lmao
Re: I Want To Be Six Again by chioya(f): 2:29pm On Sep 11, 2008
ur brain is still six years old tongue
Re: I Want To Be Six Again by tufe(m): 2:33pm On Sep 11, 2008
sam, i love the joke. nice one

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