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| Ladies Only - Vacancy by Brainbox(m): 2:18am On Jul 05, 2006 |
Got house Got car Got prospects Got looks Got good job Got no kids Got game Live in Abuja In need of an Abuja based senorita to share evri-evri! -She should be between 18-23 -Lekpaa but not HIV compliant -Dark in complexion -Long hair -Booblicious -Bootylicious -Sumptuous lips -Good height -Ready to go Konko Below at short notice WIVES and gays NEEDN'T APPLY Suitable applicants should posts CV's, unlimited qualified candidates would be romantically employed (straight, no need of interviews). P.S.: Don't worry, I know say 'better soup na pepper kill am' |
| Re: Ladies Only - Vacancy by diddy4(m): 2:53am On Jul 05, 2006 |
kai, this your qualities plenty ooo, boobilicious and bootylicious  , kai, my man u get high taste ooo. lekpa but not HIV positive how lekpa go dey bootilicious and bootylicious. she will look awkward.  |
| Re: Ladies Only - Vacancy by diddy4(m): 2:54am On Jul 05, 2006 |
what do you mean by "GOT", is it that you have those things or the ladies must have those things? if it means that the ladies must have those things then you are a simple gold digger and the ladies on nl aint messing with no broke nigga. |
| Re: Ladies Only - Vacancy by damygurl(f): 4:33am On Jul 05, 2006 |
diddy4: Lmao!!  |
| Re: Ladies Only - Vacancy by Kadeejah(f): 4:36am On Jul 05, 2006 |
hah! lol not anotha one of these again*rolls eyes* |
| Re: Ladies Only - Vacancy by thelma2(f): 10:00am On Jul 05, 2006 |
oh no brainbox, have u been taking pot again? I thot u got enough councelling at my clinic. I see i have 2 dust out ur file again.     how sad |
| Re: Ladies Only - Vacancy by Kelly777: 10:07am On Jul 05, 2006 |
 Brainbox u must truly be a gold digger, naw a diamond digger, haba |
| Re: Ladies Only - Vacancy by retro(f): 11:43am On Jul 05, 2006 |
Brainbox: Let me see if I qualify: - 18 That's all. What is 'lekpaa'? 'Ready to go Konko Below at short notice'? Wtf? I don't understand. I hardly doubt you'll find a girl. |
| Re: Ladies Only - Vacancy by iice(f): 6:07pm On Jul 05, 2006 |
Huh Seriously? Hope not oh coz thats just wack |
| Re: Ladies Only - Vacancy by 2fine4u(f): 8:53pm On Jul 05, 2006 |
am your dream/perfect girl cos i hav all those qualities baby but tha thing is that i don't live in Nigeria so it's so sad to lemme go  |
| Re: Ladies Only - Vacancy by beyunce(f): 10:34am On Jul 06, 2006 |
Y dont u post ur pic lets see the looks u got. |
| Re: Ladies Only - Vacancy by Brainbox(m): 1:56pm On Jul 07, 2006 |
diddy4: diddy4, U be gay? This is for the ladies ONLY! I mine the elements [gold/diamonds] not dig them, ok? 2fine4u: '2fine4mi' can't let you go if u got dem Q u a l i t i e S, lets relate and see how we can build a bridge 'cross d distance! I am keeping your quote in close view! |
| Re: Ladies Only - Vacancy by Brainbox(m): 2:08pm On Jul 07, 2006 |
thelma2: Dr. Thelma, I told u we needed to leave d door open during councelling, remember? The sex on your clinic table wasn't worth it. Pot calms the nerves of a highly expectant man after such great disappointment with his doc. PLZZzzz KINDLY don't dust ma file, can't go thru ur 'therapy' again!!! |
| Re: Ladies Only - Vacancy by diddy4(m): 5:27pm On Jul 07, 2006 |
brainbox you are a gold digger. maybe you are the gay. |
| Re: Ladies Only - Vacancy by 2fine4u(f): 6:01pm On Jul 07, 2006 |
@ brainbox goodluck in bridging the distance between us, it's really going to cost u a lot but u will reap a great reward spending time with the most approachable, friendly and coolest girl is a huge reward and u won't regreat your expenses |
| Re: Ladies Only - Vacancy by Brainbox(m): 7:26pm On Jul 08, 2006 |
2fine4u: Don't worry babe, I have already contracted Julius Berger to start the construction of the bridge between our hearts. They assured me it would be of highest standards that would last a life time. The expense is outrageous but for u and u alone, I would seal the World Bank ! |
| Re: Ladies Only - Vacancy by mukina2: 11:47pm On Jul 08, 2006 |
am i in the right thread oopss i think i lost my way |
| Re: Ladies Only - Vacancy by Nobody: 6:18pm On Jul 09, 2006 |
I'm sorry men for postin' here na by mistake, but this ur qualification don pass JAMB requirements o  . Dont u think u should reduce your qualifications so that some pple would qualify |
| Re: Ladies Only - Vacancy by ThoniaSlim(f): 1:23pm On Aug 05, 2006 |
na wa ohh  u need a sex partner nothing else |
| Re: Ladies Only - Vacancy by Raymand(m): 9:31pm On Aug 05, 2006 |
Ladies, before you get carried away, read my accurate translation of what he means! Got house - Im a squatter Got car - Many taxi cab owners know me Got prospects - Broke as hell but the future looks bright! Got looks - Thats what my momma always tell me Got good job - Imma hustler, but im happy okay! Got no kids - Low sperm count (working on it) Got game - Always ready for a quicky Live in Abuja - In one of the beautiful surburbs around! |
| Re: Ladies Only - Vacancy by mukina2: 9:41pm On Aug 05, 2006 |
ray! |
| Re: Ladies Only - Vacancy by Damest09(f): 9:53pm On Aug 05, 2006 |
Can someone pls tell all this people that post jargons on nairaland to look elsewhere for their stupid request. |
| Re: Ladies Only - Vacancy by iice(f): 7:59am On Aug 06, 2006 |
LMAO @ Ray |
| Re: Ladies Only - Vacancy by Brainbox(m): 3:27pm On May 29, 2009 |
Hmmm! |
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