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If Ladies Were Banks: by Gnexplore: 6:24pm On Sep 11, 2008
If ladies were banks:

The tall slim ones would be called -----------Skye bank

The robust and spacious ones-----Oceanic bank

The ones that move from one relationship to another----- --Intercontinent al bank

The silent but dangerous ones -----------Firstinl and bank

Those who are not cute yet they love being heard------- ------- Bank PHB

Those who stick to one man--------- -------Fidelity bank

Those who seems caring yet debit you massively for every affection--- --------- -UBA

Those that go to any extend to make you sad--------- -------Zenith bank

Those who are old yet they don't realize they are no more in vogue------- -----Union bank

The brief and summarized ones-------- ----Micro Finance

The huge ones that ''stand gidigba for ground'----- ------Firstbank

The beautiful, reserved and homely-----Diamond Bank

The ones that must spend their annual vacation abroad even when the husband is broke ----------- GTB
Re: If Ladies Were Banks: by mykali(m): 9:07pm On Sep 11, 2008
angry angry angry angry what da hell is going on
Re: If Ladies Were Banks: by tufe(m): 9:20pm On Sep 11, 2008
seems like the joke is common
Re: If Ladies Were Banks: by dreday(m): 9:51pm On Sep 11, 2008
tufe:

seems like the joke is common

It seems like abi it is.
Pls,call a spade a spade jare
Re: If Ladies Were Banks: by MrInfo1(m): 10:29pm On Sep 11, 2008
Spade
Re: If Ladies Were Banks: by clemcykul(f): 8:44am On Sep 12, 2008
stale
Re: If Ladies Were Banks: by Gabry(f): 8:55am On Sep 12, 2008
is this the one word association?
Re: If Ladies Were Banks: by clemcykul(f): 9:22am On Sep 12, 2008
looks it ryte??
Re: If Ladies Were Banks: by disease(m): 12:09pm On Sep 12, 2008
If Ladies were banks, my account will be empty.
Re: If Ladies Were Banks: by tufe(m): 12:18pm On Sep 12, 2008
cus u be mofo na
Re: If Ladies Were Banks: by mykali(m): 6:46pm On Sep 12, 2008
angry angry angry angry
Re: If Ladies Were Banks: by tufe(m): 6:55pm On Sep 12, 2008
u wowo
Re: If Ladies Were Banks: by Gabry(f): 9:50am On Sep 14, 2008
agree
Re: If Ladies Were Banks: by tufe(m): 11:36am On Sep 14, 2008
u no get choice na
Re: If Ladies Were Banks: by clemcykul(f): 8:49am On Sep 15, 2008
na chioceless being na

na undersize girls dey hammer hin lyfe for lyfe grin
Re: If Ladies Were Banks: by freezy(m): 3:35pm On Sep 15, 2008
Clears thoat loudly.
Re: If Ladies Were Banks: by newdeal(m): 4:21pm On Sep 15, 2008
Women are not Banks so case dismissed,

all of una go to your worship centres, it is prayer time!
Re: If Ladies Were Banks: by Gabry(f): 4:23pm On Sep 15, 2008
Thank you. Finally a decent answer.
Re: If Ladies Were Banks: by jmkbond(f): 9:42pm On Sep 15, 2008
info bad belle
Re: If Ladies Were Banks: by MrInfo1(m): 12:20am On Sep 16, 2008
jmkbond good belle
Re: If Ladies Were Banks: by Gabry(f): 1:17am On Sep 16, 2008
I be fine sha grin

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