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The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by Johnnny(m): 2:17pm On Sep 12, 2008
[center]A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door of the first house of the street.
A tall lady answered the door.

Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet.

" Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this s, !" exclaimed the eager salesman.

"Do you need chilli sauce or ketchup with that?" asked the lady.

The bewildered salesman asked, " Why, madam?"

"There's no electricity in the house, " said the lady


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MORAL: Gather All resources be4 working on any project, !!

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Re: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by Nobody: 3:15pm On Sep 12, 2008
nyc one men, took me by surprise. Well he gotta eat it afta all, lmao
Re: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by RichDad1(m): 3:16pm On Sep 12, 2008
Roflmao . .))
Re: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by Abbygyal(f): 4:09pm On Sep 12, 2008
cheesy grin lmao otey!
Re: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by MrInfo1(m): 5:48pm On Sep 12, 2008
huh
Re: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by RichDad1(m): 6:28pm On Sep 12, 2008
Tell d guy dat i have power generator for rent, ($1,000 usd per hour) B-)B-)
Re: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by tufe(m): 10:52pm On Sep 12, 2008
heheh grin grin grin grin
Re: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by Gabry(f): 7:05am On Sep 13, 2008
grin grin
Re: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by tufe(m): 10:08am On Sep 13, 2008
u still dey find closeup?
Re: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by mohawkchic(f): 1:26am On Sep 14, 2008
~LoL over enthusiatic salesman . . chilli coming right up grin
Re: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by tufe(m): 1:29am On Sep 14, 2008
i dey ur back
Re: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by mohawkchic(f): 1:34am On Sep 14, 2008
~I see You wink~
Re: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by tufe(m): 1:37am On Sep 14, 2008
i wanna take u out on a romantic dinner in paris
Re: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by mohawkchic(f): 1:43am On Sep 14, 2008
~LOL . . whats this line called? grin Got a date in mind? tongue
Re: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by Gabry(f): 6:23am On Sep 14, 2008
Ooh Mohawk, please accept tufe's offer so that I can bla bla in peace. grin
Re: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by mohawkchic(f): 5:50pm On Sep 14, 2008
~LOL . . cheesy hmm am i missing something here gabrywyl . . undecided
Re: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by lexicon(m): 5:58pm On Sep 14, 2008
@poster

Nice one. He did'nt make findings b4 fucking up . e go chup shit tire
Re: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by mykali(m): 6:06pm On Sep 14, 2008
grin grin grin lol. dumb dry cleaner. tongue
Re: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by Gabry(f): 6:46am On Sep 15, 2008
mohawkchic:

~LOL . . cheesy hmm am i missing something here gabrywyl . . undecided

Whats that chika? grin
Re: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by MrInfo1(m): 11:12am On Sep 15, 2008
Am the something bah?
Re: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by clemcykul(f): 2:48pm On Sep 15, 2008
yes na thou wicked thing grin
Re: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by Scopium: 6:22pm On Sep 15, 2008
[size=13pt] grin grin grin Chilli for sure twice the size of the cow dung[/size]
Re: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by lilpearl(f): 7:07pm On Sep 15, 2008
@ joke

very funny
Re: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by dani1luv: 7:31pm On Sep 15, 2008
i know too
Re: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by MrInfo1(m): 7:42pm On Sep 15, 2008
Same ere
Re: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by Gabry(f): 8:17am On Sep 16, 2008
you guys are bored abi?
Re: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by Scopium: 8:23am On Sep 16, 2008
[size=13pt]No we are not bored[/size]
Re: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by Gabry(f): 8:59am On Sep 16, 2008
then why are you guys smelling each others underwears continuously? grin
Re: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by clemcykul(f): 3:31pm On Sep 16, 2008
lol
silly girl grin grin grin
Re: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by cbase: 6:40pm On Sep 16, 2008
silly things to silly people

silly boys to silly gals

silly Clem to silly Info

Silly Gab to silly Danny.

& Good things to Good People

Good Lilpearl to Good Cbase grin kiss
Re: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by lilpearl(f): 6:47pm On Sep 16, 2008
nice poem

na wa o cbase
Re: The Stupid Vacuum Cleaner by cbase: 6:50pm On Sep 16, 2008
thank u dear kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss ewo nnem. grin

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