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The Goose And The Gander by Johnnny(m): 3:32pm On Sep 12, 2008
The goose and the gander

It's an old story that we read in Class 3 but with a new ending. J

A hat-seller who was passing by a forest decided to take
a nap under one of the trees, so he left his whole basket of hats by the
side. A few hours later, he woke up and realized that all his hats were
gone.


He looked up and to his surprise, the tree was full of monkeys and they had taken all his hats. The jaat sits down and thinks of how he can get the hats down.

While thinking he started to scratch his head. The next moment, the
monkeys were doing the same. Next, he took down his own hat, the monkeys
did exactly the same. An idea came to him, he took his hat and threw it on the floor and the monkeys did that too. So he finally managed to get all his hats back.

Fifty years later, his grandson, Sukhwinder, also became a hat-seller
and had heard this monkey story from his grandfather. One day, just like his grandfather, he passed by the same forest. It was very hot, and he took a nap under the same tree and left the hats on the floor.


He woke up and realized that the monkeys on the tree took all his hats. He remembered his grandfather?s words, started scratching his head and the monkeys followed. He took down his hat and fanned himself and again the monkeys followed. Now, very convinced of his grandfather's idea, Sukhwinder threw his hat on the floor but to his surprise, the monkeys still held on to all the hats.


Then one monkey climbed down the tree, grabbed the hat on the floor,
gave him a slap and said to him "You think only you have a grandfather ?!!!"
Re: The Goose And The Gander by mogentle(m): 3:40pm On Sep 12, 2008
laughter unlimited grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Class 3, since how many years now?

Maybe that's why u forgot the title, Not Goose & Gander.
Maybe Pa & Grandpa, Check your book wink wink wink wink wink
Re: The Goose And The Gander by Abbygyal(f): 3:45pm On Sep 12, 2008
@post
lol grin cheesy cheesy grin
nice one
Re: The Goose And The Gander by RichDad1(m): 7:41pm On Sep 12, 2008
Abi o ! Me self get great grander father , lol
Re: The Goose And The Gander by tufe(m): 11:30pm On Sep 12, 2008
;d ;d ;d ;d ;d
Re: The Goose And The Gander by dreday(m): 12:11am On Sep 13, 2008
YEEE
Mo gbe o,
But monkey dey smart pass man now?
Re: The Goose And The Gander by tufe(m): 12:16am On Sep 13, 2008
u r a living example now cheesy
Re: The Goose And The Gander by dreday(m): 12:40am On Sep 13, 2008
So,u know i'm smarter than u
Re: The Goose And The Gander by Gabry(f): 6:51am On Sep 13, 2008
I'm the smartest nna. grin
Re: The Goose And The Gander by Johnnny(m): 8:24am On Sep 13, 2008
Wait a minute guys!

Let Johnnny decide who is the smartest

Puzzle for you.


Once upon a time, an old lady went to sell her vast quantity of eggs at the local market.

When asked how many she had, she replied:

Son, I can't count past 100 but I know that.

If you divide the number of eggs by 2 there will be one egg left.
If you divide the number of eggs by 3 there will be one egg left.
If you divide the number of eggs by 4 there will be one egg left.
If you divide the number of eggs by 5 there will be one egg left.
If you divide the number of eggs by 6 there will be one egg left.
If you divide the number of eggs by 7 there will be one egg left.
If you divide the number of eggs by 8 there will be one egg left.
If you divide the number of eggs by 9 there will be one egg left.
If you divide the number of eggs by 10 there will be one egg left.

Finally. If you divide the Number of eggs by 11 there will be NO EGGS left!

How many eggs did the old lady have?


Lol, take care guys
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Re: The Goose And The Gander by tufe(m): 9:26am On Sep 13, 2008
u dey lack sense abi undecided
Re: The Goose And The Gander by Gabry(f): 4:03pm On Sep 13, 2008
Johnny, SO whats your answer?
Re: The Goose And The Gander by Jeovy(m): 4:13pm On Sep 13, 2008
I thought you said you are the smartest,answer na.O O
Re: The Goose And The Gander by tufe(m): 5:43pm On Sep 13, 2008
him cyber cafe time don finish
Re: The Goose And The Gander by mohawkchic(f): 1:24am On Sep 14, 2008
~ROTFLMAO @ hat-seller Joke . . i have to share it . . hilarious cheesy lurved it!!
Re: The Goose And The Gander by tufe(m): 1:25am On Sep 14, 2008
luv u kiss kiss
Re: The Goose And The Gander by mohawkchic(f): 1:27am On Sep 14, 2008
~ embarassed ~ tongue ~
Re: The Goose And The Gander by tufe(m): 1:30am On Sep 14, 2008
what? ? ?

its called flirting wink
Re: The Goose And The Gander by mohawkchic(f): 1:32am On Sep 14, 2008
~Oh really !! cool wink wink ~
Re: The Goose And The Gander by tufe(m): 1:34am On Sep 14, 2008
hehe, now u are flowing in the spirit.

how was the nothinghill carnival?
Re: The Goose And The Gander by mohawkchic(f): 1:44am On Sep 14, 2008
~Missed it this year,was away on vacation sad
Re: The Goose And The Gander by Gabry(f): 5:34am On Sep 14, 2008
Jeovy, Johnny said he will decide who's the smartest ohh so I let him decide nna.

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