A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.
While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the
husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her
here, in the Holy Land, for $150."

The man thought about it and said he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked,
"Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be
wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three
days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance. If you
knew my wife, you wouldn't want her back. Not even as a holy spirit.

Who knows she would have been the next redeemer

Very funny
Lol

very funny