Wedding Vows

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer.

"Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I'm to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that part out." He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied.

It is now the day of the wedding, and the bride and groom have moved to that part of the ceremony where the vows are exchanged. When it comes time for the groom's vows, the pastor looks the young man in the eye and says:

"Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?"

The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes."

The groom leaned toward the pastor and hissed, "I thought we had a deal."

The pastor put the $100 bill into his hand and whispered back, "She made me a much better offer."


Mental Release

A man who had been in a mental home for some years finally seemed to have improved to the point where it was thought he might be released.

The head of the institution, in a fit of commendable caution, decided, however, to interview him first.

"Tell me," said he, "if we release you, as we are considering doing, what do you intend to do with your life?'

The inmate said, "It would be wonderful to get back to real life and if I do, I will certainly refrain from making my former mistake. I was a nuclear physicist, you know, and it was the stress of my work in weapons research that helped put me here. If I am released, I shall confine myself to work in pure theory, where I trust the situation will be less difficult and stressful."

"Marvelous," said the head of the institution.

"Or else," ruminated the inmate. "I might teach. There is something to be said for spending one's life in bringing up a new generation of scientists."

"Absolutely," said the head.

"Then again, I might write. There is considerable need for books on science for the general public. Or I might even write a novel based on my experiences in this fine institution."

"An interesting possibility," said the head.

"And finally, if none of these things appeals to me, I can always continue to be a teakettle."

laffed     smiled  cried  but there aint none 4 anything. so i 

kpele, u don try

laffed smiled cried but there aint none for anything so i yawned for 25 minutes.

oya go sleep

Cynosure

Laugh for no reason

Smile for no reason

Cry for no reason




































Ok, now I need to go pee pee

infobaba:

Cynosure

tnk God say u dey notice me

Yeah, i got eyez on you.

which eyes?
the one for down below?

as for me,i was laffin with my arse in the air

@Tyty
U try

small

n u 2

Big

Dosen't look nice 2 me.

then log out n sleep

Show am example

dat one hard oo

Why is it.

sake of say, ur craze no go let u learn from example. as u run comot from Cykia

I guess and know u're not talking to me. . .

I guess and know u're not talking to me.

Ok, so now people. talk to moi

mouth no dey pain u?

for where?

For face na

na for yansh

We ain't discussing booty call ere 

and r we discussing facey call

hi

low

i said hi