A yoruba girl named ROMADE was having financial troubles,
so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom.
She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy,
took him behind a tree and wrote this note:

I have kidnapped your child.
Leave N10,000 in a plain brown bag
behind the big tree in the park tomorrow by 7 AM.

Signed - "ROMADE"

She pinned the note inside the boy's jacket and told him to go straight home.
The next morning, she returned to the park to find the N10,000 in
a brown bag, behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed.
Also inside the bag was the following note:

"Here is your money. I cannot believe that one Yoruba would do
this to another."

come again

Dumb Vs a bigger Dumb


Chioya,

after taking your breakfast,you will understand the joke

dont deceive sam milla abt d joke id ont understand it dats final

Jeovy sure u were not d boy kidnapped?

Sorry girlfriend,am not yoruba.You don forget who you kidnap

chioya:

don't deceive sam milla about d joke id ont understand it that is final

Think well, you will understand.
I know your brain takes one hour to process what mine does in 1 minute.

It will eventually come along?

brain processing machine SAM,what are you feeling like 

@sam milla

its ur brain that takes time to pick

chioya OYO for u

Ibadan for you

ibadan ke,dirty toilet for romade

will kidnap u next & give u to Niger-delta people

my bedroom for you

smallie nuttin 4 u

U for me

drima, u tu small

But mighty

not wia it counts

see as kidnapping don dey for nland ooo

na today man begin 2 dey get bia bia

e don tey wey woman begin get breast

wrong na mamary gland

na breast,boobs,cucumber etc

will tell ur mama 4 u

Tell na.

make i give u my house address or her fone number?

oya take am
080-come to me-come to me

i no dey with my mama but i go take u to her

liar liar pants on fire
d number remain 6 digits

econet or nokia, which network remains 6 digits,

mobile fone babes