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I Want To Consult A Nativedoctor For My Visa Interview by Nobody: 3:05pm On Sep 16, 2008 |
I want to consult a native doctor for a visa. I want to know whether there is anyone here that has ever gone to a native doctor for a visa and when he went for interview he was able to get it. I believe this is the quickest way to get a guaranteed USA visa. Could you direct me to the native doctor you went to in view of your visa interview? Am all ears. Even if it means bringing a human head, i will. |
Re: I Want To Consult A Nativedoctor For My Visa Interview by AmakaOne(f): 3:19pm On Sep 16, 2008 |
shuo! |
Re: I Want To Consult A Nativedoctor For My Visa Interview by coffri(f): 3:23pm On Sep 16, 2008 |
so there re still people like this i understand ur frustration, but all u neede is prayer and i assure u can get it wit God by your side. pray my friend udeme God b wit u. gudluck coffri |
Re: I Want To Consult A Nativedoctor For My Visa Interview by Firefire(m): 3:47pm On Sep 16, 2008 |
Poster, I have read your post on this forum and is full of controversy. You are such a controversial human being. I believe you should have a dibia or BABALAWO in mind before coming to this forum to seek for assistance of Native Doctor. To be sincere, I can arrange a powerful dibia(BABALAWO) for you if you don't mind but his fare is on the high side but be rest assure you get what you want. Money Back Guarantee!!! If interested please give me a call, we have to book in advance for us to see him.I will make the reservation immediately I receive your phone call-08032288932. Pls have it at the back of your mind that you will carry sacrifice to a thick forest and you will have encounter which evil spirit.(Anyway don't let me scare you you just call first, you don't need human being head for all this no be to get Visa?) Except you want another power you want to get to charm the Consular and he will be forced to change your status from being a Nigerian to another country citizen. That BABA is too much. He has track records of people that he has helped in the past. Anyway, if you don't want this medium there is an alternative to BABALAWO pls don't let me expose all here just give me a call I am waiting, |
Re: I Want To Consult A Nativedoctor For My Visa Interview by K2: 3:51pm On Sep 16, 2008 |
Choi, Human Head? Remember, if Satan dash you anything na Greek gift o. It'd be laden with problems. Don't give up man. Perhaps you are not looking in the right place for your gold. It's possible it's not abroad. Goodluck. |
Re: I Want To Consult A Nativedoctor For My Visa Interview by kolaoloye(m): 4:46pm On Sep 16, 2008 |
There is a way that seemeth right unto man but the end thereof is destruction. If God doesn't want you in america and you force your way there,may you never be sorrowful. Think twice. God is everywhere. Let him direct your step. |
Re: I Want To Consult A Nativedoctor For My Visa Interview by Jeovy(m): 4:59pm On Sep 16, 2008 |
consult Tufe,na real native doctor |
Re: I Want To Consult A Nativedoctor For My Visa Interview by tammyswits(f): 5:03pm On Sep 16, 2008 |
Trust him, he's the assistant! |
Re: I Want To Consult A Nativedoctor For My Visa Interview by Jeovy(m): 5:07pm On Sep 16, 2008 |
ya,she was one of our client |
Re: I Want To Consult A Nativedoctor For My Visa Interview by tammyswits(f): 5:11pm On Sep 16, 2008 |
And they turned me into a puppy instead! |
Re: I Want To Consult A Nativedoctor For My Visa Interview by Jeovy(m): 5:31pm On Sep 16, 2008 |
and sent you to south Africa |
Re: I Want To Consult A Nativedoctor For My Visa Interview by tammyswits(f): 6:03pm On Sep 16, 2008 |
Only to come back and bite your *beep* off! |
Re: I Want To Consult A Nativedoctor For My Visa Interview by cbase: 6:22pm On Sep 16, 2008 |
bigmodo: Simple, just ask of SAM<MILLA, he's the Chairhead of NAND(National Association of Native Doctors) |
Re: I Want To Consult A Nativedoctor For My Visa Interview by origina9ja(f): 1:37pm On Sep 18, 2008 |
cbase: haba sammilla ke Jeovy knows more about it oo na him help my cusin |
Re: I Want To Consult A Nativedoctor For My Visa Interview by cbase: 2:34pm On Sep 18, 2008 |
oh! |
Re: I Want To Consult A Nativedoctor For My Visa Interview by ndumart: 2:42pm On Sep 18, 2008 |
@poster I can take u to a very powerful native doctor. The numerous people he has done it for were all granted visas sharp sharp. Hope u dont mind getting a visa to Fiji? |
Re: I Want To Consult A Nativedoctor For My Visa Interview by showbobo(m): 2:44pm On Sep 18, 2008 |
Yes it works.I once helped SAM and looking at your desperate condition,i already consulted the BABALAWO on your |
Re: I Want To Consult A Nativedoctor For My Visa Interview by Nobody: 9:32pm On Dec 19, 2008 |
Mugus full this forum. |
Re: I Want To Consult A Nativedoctor For My Visa Interview by yysl: 2:45pm On Dec 20, 2008 |
who is no 1? |
Re: I Want To Consult A Nativedoctor For My Visa Interview by YHUsTLER(m): 11:28am On Dec 21, 2008 |
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Re: I Want To Consult A Nativedoctor For My Visa Interview by Gabry(f): 12:15pm On Dec 21, 2008 |
Native doctor? I be qualitfied native doctor naa. Repeat what was it you want to ask me? |
Re: I Want To Consult A Nativedoctor For My Visa Interview by D1KeleVra(m): 4:21pm On Dec 21, 2008 |
@Topic Why na? U fit just meet the Native Doctor, make him disappear u straight to USA. It will save the air ticket expense. |
Re: I Want To Consult A Nativedoctor For My Visa Interview by neowelsh(m): 5:47pm On Dec 21, 2008 |
i met a witch doctor and he said he will be able to do it. but inaddition to that he said human sacrifies is need to get the stuff done: so i said u are ready for it. native doctor: tell am to come with a sharp matchet with black rope to cover him eyes me:: ok baba, but baba who ona go use for sacrifies[b] native doctor:[/b] no worry when him come we go discus dat abi u no know watin happen to abraham and isaac so if you are interested contact me, i go direct you on how to get there, but i wont go with you gudluck |
Re: I Want To Consult A Nativedoctor For My Visa Interview by YHUsTLER(m): 12:08am On Dec 23, 2008 |
SINCE YOU BE NATIVE DOCTOR I BEG I WANT USE 1 OF YOUR EYES DO MONEY RITUALS HOW YOU SEE? WHEN I DONE DO AM WE GO GET MONEY ME AND YOU. |
Re: I Want To Consult A Nativedoctor For My Visa Interview by MaxiMax1(m): 2:05pm On Dec 23, 2008 |
@ poster Even if it requires human head! It shows how desperate you are to go abroad if thats the way to go about it everybody,including yourself would have been headless! My guy,Pray to God |
Re: I Want To Consult A Nativedoctor For My Visa Interview by Geekiewhiz: 4:20pm On Dec 23, 2008 |
Good idea |
Re: I Want To Consult A Nativedoctor For My Visa Interview by Frizy(m): 9:56pm On Dec 23, 2008 |
At this hard time? Men you visa applicants make me sick men. |
Re: I Want To Consult A Nativedoctor For My Visa Interview by oderemo(m): 10:26pm On Dec 23, 2008 |
this guy is not serious |
Re: I Want To Consult A Nativedoctor For My Visa Interview by ifele(m): 10:36pm On Dec 23, 2008 |
THE best way to get to USA is to say yu want to jointhe US-ARMY or Marines to fight against terrorists. Tell them yu hate OSAma Bin Laden and yu want to snipe(kill) him because of 9-11 attacks. Yu dont all this scary and funny rituals and things. Another way is through chat lines with desperate american women who will sponsor yu to come be their loverboy. lol lol this is cream I wish I was in Nigeria. Oyinbo country is hell. If I had millions in Naija I will never say I want to live in Oyinbo's land Oyinbo people make yu hopeless. Very hopeless they dont give yu good jobs. They are real fuckers meen. Beware of Oyinbo na crackers we they call them for here in 416-Toronto |
Re: I Want To Consult A Nativedoctor For My Visa Interview by ifele(m): 10:41pm On Dec 23, 2008 |
even now I am hopeless I am tired of this shit. Oyinbo land is shit. I wanna be around my own peeps meen. |
Re: I Want To Consult A Nativedoctor For My Visa Interview by YHUsTLER(m): 10:01pm On Dec 26, 2008 |
which side you dey |
Re: I Want To Consult A Nativedoctor For My Visa Interview by bollyaddy: 7:52am On Jan 05, 2009 |
You mean you are still in Nigeria |
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