Gaby was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen," said Gaby, "I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch, and we forget about this?"

The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. Gaby looked at the slip and said, "This is a little more than I intended to spend. Can you show me something less expensive?"

Tyty,have you taken your launch

Now that's funny.

nope, waiting for ur brain

Tyty, are you sylar. . .

Now, tell me what's funny about this shit.
Well TYTY try something else please!

@Poster
Better be careful make fat gabby no fart for your mouth. I know gabby would have farted in appreciation to the generous manager.

tope_teadr:

Tyty, are you sylar. . .

u scared?? complete nw

habiolah:

Now, tell me what's funny about this shit.
Well TYTY try something else please!

u forget ur brain of humour for house?

say I ask question or give you advise! Abeg no vex ooooooooooooo

defemz:

@Poster
Better be careful make fat gabby no fart for your mouth. I know gabby would have farted in appreciation to the generous manager.

I be fat eh? You be dudu from mumu land, donkey face. My farting days are over.

Tyty,

If I steal, I wont steal cause I would just rob the bank.

What are u waiting for

i have. you dont have to tell me ohhh. . .

*comes in sees gabbie< screams ole!! ole!! ole!*

Finally, I got a supporter in here.

how many banks did u rob over d weeknd?

5 banks in total. Bla Bla Bank, Koko Bank, Wowo Bank, Toto Bank and Mumu Bank

y dey release that idiot gabyy them 4 beat to death

They did not release me ohhh. . . I was naturally not being caught at all. I be professional sha 

haha ode u no fit change

Yes ohhh

*enters, sees Gabry and punches 911 on his phone!*

Haro. Is this Mr IZAAK?

@gabrywyl
dont mind them they are all jealous.
they want to be a professional like u

yes ohh Enny. I believe so too.

for your mind now u don talk sense

Why

holythug:

@ post
thats what i call intelligent stealin

i know u r gabry instructor

@gabry
weldone jare, more ororo to ur leg

gabry its high time u left nairaland.
i think we should award u the most
scandalous man/woman in nairaland

spenchuks i beg return showbobo boxers wey u borrow for two solid daiz now

no be say the boxers na new one sef, na so so holes full am

shattap spenchucks. You're just jelous.

dont tell he is also jealous of ur new panty