A political aspirant was asked the question here under during one
of
those
debates, check out his unexaggerated response.

After the tragedy in New York and Washington September 11, the
question
arises: WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF NIGERIA IS ATTACKED?

ANSWER:

WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF NIGERIA IS ATTACKED? Well , if that happens,
there
can be
no comparison. That's because in Nigeria we are much better prepared
for
these kinds of attacks, given the following reasons:

* We do not construct exaggerated elevated buildings.
* We all get on the job late in the morning, so at 8.45am there
won't
be sufficient people to kill.
* Fire fighters and police officers will do their utmost not to get
to the spot in time. They will reach there just when everything is
over,
so there will be no casualties among them.
* The Nigeria airways would surely have fouled up the terrorist's
plans by being delayed again, and of course loosing the luggage -
containing the bombs.
* A Nigerian would not have used his cell phone to call home. He
would've hit the terrorist with it over the head.
* If a terrorist was living for one year in Nigeria (Oshodi), he
would've been robbed and molested so many times he would've given
up
and gone back home long time ago.
* In Nigeria the terrorists would not have gotten the flight manual,
cuz there is none.
* In Nigeria "Egbe" (juju) go don make all the passengers disappear
before the thing hit Mushin or Ajegunle.


You see, in Nigeria we are well prepared.

*remix*