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Like Fine Wine by dani1luv: 4:37pm On Sep 20, 2008
Woman's Quote of the Day:

"Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something with which you'd like to have dinner with."

Men's Counter-Quote of the Day:

"Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache."
grin
Re: Like Fine Wine by Gabry(f): 4:55pm On Sep 21, 2008
The only men which is like fine wine is when you find them in the mental institution ohhh. . . The rest outside the mental institution are called stail wine. undecided lipsrsealed grin
Re: Like Fine Wine by donjon: 5:00pm On Sep 21, 2008
Damn
Re: Like Fine Wine by mykali(m): 5:40pm On Sep 21, 2008
women are like flies. always looking to follow fine mykali beer all around the world. grin
Re: Like Fine Wine by Moyola(f): 5:43pm On Sep 21, 2008
@ daniluv

undecided tongue
Re: Like Fine Wine by Moyola(f): 5:43pm On Sep 21, 2008
mykali:

women are like flies. always looking to follow fine mykali beer all around the world. grin

Yeah ryt!!! tongue
Re: Like Fine Wine by mykali(m): 5:54pm On Sep 21, 2008
moyola.

you dont believe me.
Re: Like Fine Wine by Moyola(f): 6:14pm On Sep 21, 2008
ehn!! I bniv u o!! cheesy

mykali beer kor, mykali bear nii!!! tongue
Re: Like Fine Wine by mykali(m): 6:55pm On Sep 21, 2008
ha ha ha. u havent tasted my beer yet. i assure u, u will never ask for another once u've had mine. dont get it twisted. mykali beer
Re: Like Fine Wine by Arcani: 7:33pm On Sep 21, 2008
mykali:

ha ha ha. u havent tasted my beer yet. i assure u, u will never ask for another once u've had mine. don't get it twisted. mykali beer
Continue day dreaming jare
Re: Like Fine Wine by kay9(m): 8:04pm On Sep 21, 2008
Ok. Men be like fine wine, no wahala. But I really don't think women are like fine wine; they are more like fine tombo! grin grin
Re: Like Fine Wine by Arcani: 8:20pm On Sep 21, 2008
kay9:

Ok. Men be like fine wine, no wahala. But I really don't think women are like fine wine; they are more like fine tombo! grin grin
grin grin
Odeh, men are sheppe, or paraga grin grin
Re: Like Fine Wine by Gabry(f): 1:23am On Sep 22, 2008
mykali:

women are like flies. always looking to follow fine mykali beer all around the world. grin

Yeah the beer with the ingredients as such (Malt, Barly, marijuana, yeast, tufe's fungus and yansh cream)

Damn. . . You are indeed going to kill everyone. . . lipsrsealed undecided
Re: Like Fine Wine by clemcykul(f): 2:40pm On Sep 22, 2008
women! angry
Re: Like Fine Wine by Omolola1(f): 6:21pm On Sep 22, 2008
@ poster
9ce
bt men too like fine woman wrapper tongue
Re: Like Fine Wine by mykali(m): 6:37pm On Sep 22, 2008
lola. do u mean to say men are woman wrapper. is that what ur boy friend is. chei. o ma se o. grin
Re: Like Fine Wine by Omolola1(f): 6:41pm On Sep 22, 2008
@ mykali
yeah. coz yhu 1 of dem tongue
Re: Like Fine Wine by mykali(m): 6:44pm On Sep 22, 2008
me, one of them? how do u come to such a conclusion. or, have we met before.
Re: Like Fine Wine by Omolola1(f): 6:49pm On Sep 22, 2008
yeah coz yhu insltd ma bf, , nd if yhu say so it means yhu 1 of dem in ma trash can tongue

got to go pls

ciao
Re: Like Fine Wine by mykali(m): 7:01pm On Sep 22, 2008
see this newbie get mind oh shocked shocked shocked

well, an ibo proverb says agaracha must come back. u will have to come backand explain yaself here.

*sits on a near by stool and waits*. angry
Re: Like Fine Wine by dani1luv: 7:03pm On Sep 22, 2008
coz of dis new bee. yu con dey vex. monkey
Re: Like Fine Wine by mykali(m): 7:11pm On Sep 22, 2008
danny, did u see the kind of comments she made about me angry angry angry if na u wetin u go do.

and why did u have to cal me a monkey u babboon. grin
Re: Like Fine Wine by dani1luv: 7:14pm On Sep 22, 2008
i know say i bi baboon. yhu sef na monkey/chimpazee, shey no be yhu born me tongue

no mind dat lola jare na old tory cool
Re: Like Fine Wine by Gabry(f): 1:11am On Sep 23, 2008
Hmmm. . . ok undecided
Re: Like Fine Wine by mykali(m): 6:11pm On Sep 24, 2008
dan1liv, it seems like there is a history between u guys. well. i was just joking sha. nuffin i can do a bout it.
Re: Like Fine Wine by dani1luv: 7:05pm On Sep 24, 2008
history. or what did yh mean shocked
Re: Like Fine Wine by mykali(m): 7:19pm On Sep 24, 2008
maybe u know her before now. abi?
Re: Like Fine Wine by dani1luv: 7:31pm On Sep 24, 2008
hmmmmmmmn

i know da gyal jare.

gab * Mykali =H^W
Re: Like Fine Wine by Gabry(f): 1:20am On Sep 25, 2008
shocked shocked shocked shocked Nah. . . . Impossible. Of course I know Dani and Mykolo. You both be my pet in ma zoo grin
Re: Like Fine Wine by clemcykul(f): 10:23am On Sep 25, 2008
kai! grin
Re: Like Fine Wine by MrInfo1(m): 11:34am On Sep 25, 2008
Kick against indiscipline undecided
Re: Like Fine Wine by Scopium: 3:30pm On Sep 25, 2008
[size=13pt]Guess who the zoo keeper is[/size]

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