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Hurry Now!Enter For This Competition And Win Big by showbobo(m): 12:28pm On Sep 22, 2008
Here are the rules:

1.Follow the rules or you might get disqualified

2.Dont forget rule No. 1

3.Dont forget you don't have to forget not to forget what is not to be forgotten above.

Ok Now.  .  .  .  Let me start.  .  .  I'm going with Alphabet "B" and this is what i could come up with. . . You can also choose any alphabet and come up with something but i know that would be much difficult for you guys.  .  .Thats strictly for the Geniuses grin grin.  .  . Just come up with any nice rhyme or poem.  .  Ok??. .  . And to crown it all the winner of this competition would be going home with the cash prize of 200Million Cefa and a brand new tear nylon LEGGEDEZ BENZ/FOOTWAGEN. .  .  Here goes mine

Title:Bimbo's Boobs

Boring bimbos bouncing blissfully
Beautiful breathtaking bountiful breasts
Barely breaking beyond bondage
Beneath barricaded barbed borders
Brazenly betrayed by barbarity
Bound broken barely breathing
Brutalized battered blackened boobs
Re: Hurry Now!Enter For This Competition And Win Big by showbobo(m): 2:24pm On Sep 22, 2008
Where u @ Gabry. . . . .
Re: Hurry Now!Enter For This Competition And Win Big by showbobo(m): 11:15pm On Sep 22, 2008
Re: Hurry Now!Enter For This Competition And Win Big by MrInfo1(m): 12:01am On Sep 23, 2008
Y Gaby? grin
Re: Hurry Now!Enter For This Competition And Win Big by Gabry(f): 1:09am On Sep 23, 2008
showbobo, I am still thinking of something. Wait. Cause now its early in the morning. I'll comne back in the evening sha. Wait for moi. smiley
Re: Hurry Now!Enter For This Competition And Win Big by showbobo(m): 1:25am On Sep 23, 2008
infobaba:

Y Gaby? grin
I know Gabry is talented and can come up with something better than mine.Or you get any rhyme for us Info


gabrywyl:

showbobo, I am still thinking of something. Wait. Cause now its early in the morning. I'll comne back in the evening sha. Wait for moi. smiley
No jo. . . Dont let me bite your bum o wink wink wink
Re: Hurry Now!Enter For This Competition And Win Big by Gabry(f): 1:26am On Sep 23, 2008
Thank you brotha. grin

Bite my bum? What for?
Re: Hurry Now!Enter For This Competition And Win Big by Arcani: 10:32am On Sep 23, 2008
Check this out

Toss t*t* to Tope Taylor's teacher
teaching trinity tutorial
through Tufe's t*t*
towards Tyty t*t* training tent
No yab me oh
Re: Hurry Now!Enter For This Competition And Win Big by showbobo(m): 11:18am On Sep 23, 2008
Arcani:

Check this out

Toss t*t* to Tope Taylor's teacher
teaching trinity tutorial
through Tufe's t*t*
towards Tyty t*t* training tent
No yab me oh
Wooow. . . Thats splendid babe. . . Thats more like it. . Keep it coming. . . Where you @ Gabry
Re: Hurry Now!Enter For This Competition And Win Big by showbobo(m): 9:55pm On Sep 23, 2008
GABRY!!!!!!!!
Re: Hurry Now!Enter For This Competition And Win Big by clemcykul(f): 8:45am On Sep 24, 2008
wetin?
she steal ur sense?
Re: Hurry Now!Enter For This Competition And Win Big by Gabry(f): 9:04am On Sep 24, 2008
Uhm. . . . How about this:-



Amebo is made famous by Jeovy
But Showbobo prefers seeing girls panty
Manickal loves picking on Studio 43
Make him vex no go eat Egusi

Clem is a pikin & is always crazy
Just like Infobaba, Chioya & Tammy,
Adermiller is in love with Sammy
We all caught them bla bla-ing on a tree

Scopium wants to go pee pee
But folahann stole his potty
Mykali's beer was made by Freezy
Tested, approve and stamped by Johnny

Want to know something about Mutee?
He also farts just like Gabry
Its because he ate too much pea
Groundnuts, weed and also sugi





heheh! showbobo, hope you like it sha.  grin
Re: Hurry Now!Enter For This Competition And Win Big by Gabry(f): 1:54am On Sep 25, 2008
[size=30pt]SHOWBOBO!!!!!!![/size]
Re: Hurry Now!Enter For This Competition And Win Big by showbobo(m): 3:43am On Sep 25, 2008
Thanks Gabry. . . . . . You just made my day. . . . cheesy wink
Re: Hurry Now!Enter For This Competition And Win Big by Gabry(f): 3:44am On Sep 25, 2008
Bro, so I fit win now? grin
Re: Hurry Now!Enter For This Competition And Win Big by showbobo(m): 4:11am On Sep 25, 2008
The money is alot and you would be needing a bullion van and 2 trailers to remit it.Also,come with your Nairaland bodyguards.they should all be armed to the teeth with fart because Militants dey here oooo
Re: Hurry Now!Enter For This Competition And Win Big by Gabry(f): 6:55am On Sep 25, 2008
LOL grin

I would therefore hire Scopium and Habiolah to be ma bodyguard because I know they will be disturbers like spenchucks and studio43. grin
Re: Hurry Now!Enter For This Competition And Win Big by clemcykul(f): 9:56am On Sep 25, 2008
close dat teeth!
Re: Hurry Now!Enter For This Competition And Win Big by MrInfo1(m): 11:38am On Sep 25, 2008
Watin b ur own undecided
Re: Hurry Now!Enter For This Competition And Win Big by Gabry(f): 11:40am On Sep 25, 2008
I sense jelousy grin
Re: Hurry Now!Enter For This Competition And Win Big by Arcani: 11:54am On Sep 25, 2008
Me nko? I am not eligible to win ni?
Abeg, first come, first serve
Re: Hurry Now!Enter For This Competition And Win Big by MrInfo1(m): 11:55am On Sep 25, 2008
Ojoro cancel
Re: Hurry Now!Enter For This Competition And Win Big by Gabry(f): 11:55am On Sep 25, 2008
not first come first serve nne. Its called talent grin
Re: Hurry Now!Enter For This Competition And Win Big by Arcani: 11:58am On Sep 25, 2008
Ehn ehn, so I don't have talent abi?
Infobaba, you no support me abi?
Re: Hurry Now!Enter For This Competition And Win Big by MrInfo1(m): 11:59am On Sep 25, 2008
Y i no go support my 1'st lady
Re: Hurry Now!Enter For This Competition And Win Big by Arcani: 12:04pm On Sep 25, 2008
grin I am relaxed now, my first man
Re: Hurry Now!Enter For This Competition And Win Big by Gabry(f): 12:06pm On Sep 25, 2008
Arcani, you do have talent but I have more.  grin
Re: Hurry Now!Enter For This Competition And Win Big by Arcani: 12:08pm On Sep 25, 2008
Are you sure?
Re: Hurry Now!Enter For This Competition And Win Big by Gabry(f): 12:11pm On Sep 25, 2008
Otherwise why I win this competition? grin
Re: Hurry Now!Enter For This Competition And Win Big by Arcani: 12:16pm On Sep 25, 2008
You have not won yet now angry
Re: Hurry Now!Enter For This Competition And Win Big by Gabry(f): 12:16pm On Sep 25, 2008
showbobo says I won ohhh
Re: Hurry Now!Enter For This Competition And Win Big by Arcani: 12:19pm On Sep 25, 2008
Wareva, this is undoubtedly ojoro angry

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