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A man having trouble achieving an erection decides to consult a witch doctor. The witch doctor throws some herbs on a fire, shakes his rattle, does his chants and says, “I have placed a most powerful spell on you, but it will only work once a year. Just say ‘one, two, three’ and you’ll get the largest erection you’ve ever had. After your wife’s been fully satisfied, all she has to do is simply say is ‘one, two, three’ and it will disappear for 12 months.”

[color=#990000]Later that night as the man is lying in bed watching television and he starts stroking his small limp penis, he says to his wife, “Hey babe watch this! One, two, three!” His cock slowly comes to life and starts to grow, it become rigid and eventually becomes larger and stiffer than ever before. It is enormous, well defined and ready to go.
His wife is amazed. She smiles and says, “That’s really impressive honey! But why did you say ‘one, two, three’ for?”

Na waaa ohhh. . . heheh!

See you next year!

Cinderella - what really happened [color=#770077][/color]

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Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promises to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees.

"What's the second condition?" "You must be home by 2 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin." Cinderella agrees to be home by 2 a.m.

The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5 a.m., Cinderella shows up, looking love-struck and **very** satisfied.

"Where have you been?" demands the fairy godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!"

"I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything."

"I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!"

"I can't remember, exactly, Peter Peter,something or other, "

peter who na?

@ fellybabe,

Your joke really tells how u guys mess things up for us while trying to impress you guys,

Nice one dearie,

Nice ones, I really love the first. But no vex o, she na your husband be that man?

nice joke, the women no go get downshow again till next year

Got the first joke, but didnt understand the second one

Maybe becauce the 2^{nd j}oke is above ur IQ

That not the issue

d issue is dat ur brain is outdated.

:p

but if u can pay we will c wot we cn do abt it.

go

bastrin:



d issue is that ur brain is outdated.

if u cant post get out .GOD punish u

I 4gv u.

why?

for bringin God so low.

@post

nice one

thankx

who dey greet u, na u be post?

he wants to steal the thanx

no way!

nice jokes, is peter supposed to be peter pan?? if so hahaha

Peter?