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Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by prixxy7(f): 11:07am On Jul 26, 2014
Hissexcellencie:

PRIkxy, good morning! dis ya name cracks me up everytime.
lmao! Yea dats how we roll wink
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Cleoqueen(f): 11:07am On Jul 26, 2014
prixxy7: SILENCE ȋ̝̊̅§ GOLDEN my dear!
Hahahahahaha...mehn!...this is funny grin
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Samguine: 11:09am On Jul 26, 2014
Fluffy22: Urmm, does anyone know exactly how pregnant women get treated in camp? I'm four months gone. cheesy
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

The first preggy woman we have in the house. *offers her a comfy sofa* *props her leg on a stool*

Oya, Traecey, massage that leg.
Cleoqueen, massage her back.
Sowl, go bring hot water come.
Adedeji65, go arrange hot tea for her.
WhytJane, open the windows and let us have fresh air
You are welcome maam. How is the baby? Hope it's kicking wink
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Sowl(m): 11:09am On Jul 26, 2014
Smeeky:
Like I said Boy,I'm not here to exchange words with you. I'm gonna simply ignore the content in this post like you don't exist.

Buh a little advice for you,try to make your words comprehensible(clear and concise),because in your hurry to make a point,you might get yourself and the audience confused(regards to your "Employer" view with cutekemi..)

Like srzly bro dnt make me sound like a broken record when i tend 2re-emphasise that ur IQ 4 comprehending a simple post is quite low.... And it as neva come as a surprise 2me tho as a fellow hommie i feel sad knowin so.i wouldnt mind schooling you about d nitty-grittyz of comprehension if dats wat u want smiley ,i can actually see u ve dedicated ur idle time in recordin my e-events online by referring 2 an old post of mine about cutekemi.... Bravo on ur path bro, @least every master needs a disciple smiley.... Am always open 2havin sum1 b an understudy of mine . shalom 2u while u revel in ur unrepentant level of ignorance.

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Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by AnosikeChibueze(m): 11:10am On Jul 26, 2014
Been following this thread and reading some of d posts and all that. Its been of a great help though.. Am not a regular Nairalander but still on still am a B14 by the Grace of GOD and a team #uniben# to the glory of GOD also.. Great uniben students!

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Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Cleoqueen(f): 11:10am On Jul 26, 2014
Samguine:
Gutter ke? shocked I was actually expecting you to say you were in some church calling down fire on them enemies. Now tell me who needs to remove her mind from the gutter? tongue
Hahahahahaha...nice one...that's funny
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by prixxy7(f): 11:10am On Jul 26, 2014
Cleoqueen:
Choi..you are in trouble prixxy
babe as in ehn... D guy sha!
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Cleoqueen(f): 11:10am On Jul 26, 2014
AnosikeChibueze: Been flowing this thread and reading some of d posts and all that. Its been of a great help though.. Am not a regular Nairalander but still on still am a B14 by the Grace of GOD and a team #uniben# to the glory of GOD also.. Great uniben students!
GREAT!
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by EXICON(m): 11:11am On Jul 26, 2014
Samguine:
I think 12 midnight of August 7th. #YokitiShouldKnow
@OGA Yokiti, we throw the question at u sir. give us a confirmation pls.
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Cleoqueen(f): 11:11am On Jul 26, 2014
prixxy7: babe as in ehn... D guy sha!
Hahahahahaha...very powerful somebody like that grin
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by sokarsenal(m): 11:12am On Jul 26, 2014
Samguine:
Lools. Everything IMO. She is an EX. Not a current gf. Gf's sef are not supposed to be on a payroll. Only wives should have that privilege. cheesy
. Choi sammy sammy......I think adedeji meant she asked that when they were together......not when she had become an EX
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Hissexcellencie(m): 11:12am On Jul 26, 2014
Cleoqueen:
Hahahahahaha...no o my love...I just tire...but it's cute though grin

okay....I for say! *exhales deeply*
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Samguine: 11:13am On Jul 26, 2014
Fluffy22: Urmm, does anyone know exactly how pregnant women get treated in camp? I'm four months gone. cheesy
Yokiti answered this some times ago. The way he described it, I actually wished I was pregnant too cheesy. Not to worry, you would be given preferential treatment in camp. I hope Yokiti comes around and repeat the answer he gave back then. Just stick around.
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Smeeky(m): 11:13am On Jul 26, 2014
traecey: lol...nd whre do u wana serve?
Enugu na..have u forgotten we got plans together?
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by sokarsenal(m): 11:14am On Jul 26, 2014
Cleoqueen:
Hahahahahaha...no o my love...I just tire...but it's cute though grin
. Well cute is good
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Cleoqueen(f): 11:14am On Jul 26, 2014
Sowl:
Like srzly bro dnt make me sound like a broken record when i tend 2re-emphasise that ur IQ 4 comprehending a simple post is quite low.... And it as neva come as a surprise 2me tho as a fellow hommie i feel sad knowin so.i wouldnt mind schooling you about d nitty-grittyz of comprehension if dats wat u want smiley ,i can actually see u ve dedicated ur idle time in recordin my e-events online by referring 2 an old post of mine about cutekemi.... Bravo on ur path bro, @least every master needs a disciple smiley.... Am always open 2havin sum1 b an understudy of mine . shalom 2u while u revel in ur unrepentant level of ignorance.
Hahahahahaha...choi...no be small thing...the thread today is on FIRE and I'm loving it grin
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Sowl(m): 11:15am On Jul 26, 2014
Samguine:
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

The first preggy woman we have in the house. *offers her a comfy sofa* *props her leg on a stool*

Oya, Traecey, massage that leg.
Cleoqueen, massage her back.
Sowl, go bring hot water come.
Adedeji65, go arrange hot tea for her.
WhytJane, open the windows and let us have fresh air
You are welcome maam. How is the baby? Hope it's kicking wink

Yes boss on my way 2 ikogosi warm spring 2get her natural warm water ..... An oldwise man in my village 1nce told me it as a soothing effect on women with child .... But oga mi sammypenguine e go good make i take 1st class flight so that i no go stress d calabash wey i go take carry d water come.... Coz d more calm d water d more easier d birth of d child wink
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Cleoqueen(f): 11:15am On Jul 26, 2014
Hissexcellencie:

okay....I for say! *exhales deeply*
kiss
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Hissexcellencie(m): 11:16am On Jul 26, 2014
Fluffy22: Urmm, does anyone know exactly how pregnant women get treated in camp? I'm four months gone. cheesy

good morning to both of you or 3 of you; as per ur wuestion, I think u would be exempted from camp once †ђξ see ur condition. But u may come in from home for some things & go back.
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by prixxy7(f): 11:16am On Jul 26, 2014
Samguine:
Her Royal Creaminess cool. How are you? Been a long time sad
yea A̶̲̥̅♏ doin great. Its quite fun reading ur funi comments most times. I only comment wen its necessary. Wat bou U̶̲̥̅̊? Hope U̶̲̥̅̊ gud too?
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Smeeky(m): 11:17am On Jul 26, 2014
Hissexcellencie:

*slips dagger in his pocket* u people should not start e-fight o grin
*hands him back the dagger*
My fist can do the work cheesy
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Nobody: 11:18am On Jul 26, 2014
holutosin: @banttieman where are you hiding?

Hide ke? I am invisible. Howdy? Need a nail?
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by prixxy7(f): 11:19am On Jul 26, 2014
Cleoqueen:
Hahahahahaha...very powerful somebody like that grin
*rotfl* he just wants to be right shaaaaaa... Baba o! I hail U̶̲̥̅̊!
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Samguine: 11:19am On Jul 26, 2014
Sowl:
Yes boss on my way 2 ikogosi warm spring 2get her natural warm water ..... An oldwise man in my village 1nce told me it as a soothing effect on women with child .... But oga mi sammypenguine e go good make i take 1st class flight so that i no go stress d calabash wey i go take carry d water come.... Coz d more calm d water d more easier d birth of d child wink
E b like say you like work abi? Just enter kitchen for there make you bring hot water, u dey tell me proverbs. *sights Sokarsenal* Oya you, abeg help me bring hot water from inside kitchen.
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by sokarsenal(m): 11:19am On Jul 26, 2014
osemu8: 'front hole is not the same everywhere,if it is no need for cheating,holes have different flavours,good am boss
. Lol......good morning my oga.....haha..........its not the orientation of the 'front hole'.......its the technique that makes it have 'different flavours'.....
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Sowl(m): 11:19am On Jul 26, 2014
prixxy7: SILENCE ȋ̝̊̅§ GOLDEN my dear!

not always my dear.... Reminds me of the saying of martin luther king junior which sayz '' @ d end of it all what distabilises d sanity of our world isnt d cry or loudmouth of bad or negative people,but d silence of good people'' . Hope u reason along with me?

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Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Hissexcellencie(m): 11:20am On Jul 26, 2014
adedeji65: let's enjoy d cool breeze of nature nd d gentle current cheesy holds tighter :cheesy ....

*send him text* My Man, e don do. No damage those air bags o!
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Sowl(m): 11:20am On Jul 26, 2014
Cleoqueen:
Hahahahahaha...I talk am cheesy

Sugar mummy cleo wetin i do again na
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Samguine: 11:20am On Jul 26, 2014
banttieman:

Hide ke? I am invisible. Howdy? Need a nail?
Bro, na wa for you o. Na so life be abi? Issoraite angry
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by prixxy7(f): 11:20am On Jul 26, 2014
AnosikeChibueze: Been flowing this thread and reading some of d posts and all that. Its been of a great help though.. Am not a regular Nairalander but still on still am a B14 by the Grace of GOD and a team #uniben# to the glory of GOD also.. Great uniben students!
GREAT! cheesy
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Smeeky(m): 11:22am On Jul 26, 2014
WhytJane:
grin
Smmeeeeeeeeekkkkkyyyyy
grin...Bun what's up with you?
Slept good?
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Sowl(m): 11:22am On Jul 26, 2014
Samguine:
E b like say you like work abi? Just enter kitchen for there make you bring hot water, u dey tell me proverbs. *sights Sokarsenal* Oya you, abeg help me bring hot water from inside kitchen.

Chaaaiiii!! oga mi sammypenguine .... i say make i do goodboy ni ooo,hmmmm na wa ooosad

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