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Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Sowl(m): 5:02pm On Sep 28, 2014
hello goonz and shawtyz on d thread,hope y'all are bustling wit energy and very good 2go,feels good 2b in IB d legendary ancient city ,got posted 2 a 2ndry skul in UI,by d name abadina college,was told wld b resumin on d 8th of oct,which i doubt i wld meet up wit,coz i aint goin 2 no freakin ppa without nysc payin my allowee coz ve gotten myslf so freakin broke no tnx 2 havin 2 kip up wit d jones's of UItes dat seem 2b livin life on a fast lane( a bitter lesson learnt in d hard way sad ),speakin of which,i heard there is nothin like august arrears payment of allowee 4 we stream 2 corpers.....guess sum of d stream1 corpers can laff dere hearts out nw grin ,and d craziest of all was dat d ever-green confused DG dat as made confusionist theory an hobby said we wld b campin 2geda wit batch C sad ...... Chaaaaiiii!!! It suckz 2b me rite nw,d DG as nw made it an habbit 2giv me d heebie-jeebies, i wld rather volunteer 2b shekau's nxt suicide bomber dan step my long black legz in iseyin camp cum novemba,dats my lil hipsy-tuvsy story of my service 2my fadaland smiley

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Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by traecey(f): 5:15pm On Sep 28, 2014
Sowl: hello goonz and shawtyz on d thread,hope y'all are bustling wit energy and very good 2go,feels good 2b in IB d legendary ancient city ,got posted 2 a 2ndry skul in UI,by d name abadina college,was told wld b resumin on d 8th of oct,which i doubt i wld meet up wit,coz i aint goin 2 no freakin ppa without nysc payin my allowee coz ve gotten myslf so freakin broke no tnx 2 havin 2 kip up wit d jones's of UItes dat seem 2b livin life on a fast lane( a bitter lesson learnt in d hard way sad ),speakin of which,i heard there is nothin like august arrears payment of allowee 4 we stream 2 corpers.....guess sum of d stream1 corpers can laff dere hearts out nw grin ,and d craziest of all was dat d ever-green confused DG dat as made confusionist theory an hobby said we wld b campin 2geda wit batch C sad ...... Chaaaaiiii!!! It suckz 2b me rite nw,d DG as nw made it an habbit 2giv me d heebie-jeebies, i wld rather volunteer 2b shekau's nxt suicide bomber dan step my long black legz in iseyin camp cum novemba,dats my lil hipsy-tuvsy story of my service 2my fadaland smiley
sorry

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Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Samguine: 5:39pm On Sep 28, 2014
And Sowl is back cool
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Sowl(m): 5:56pm On Sep 28, 2014
traecey: sorry

With all dis my story 4d GODs na just sorry u see type 2dis my legendary epistle?
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by traecey(f): 6:01pm On Sep 28, 2014
Sowl:
With all dis my story 4d GODs na just sorry u see type 2dis my legendary epistle?
yelz na...sorry ni o grin

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Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Sowl(m): 6:06pm On Sep 28, 2014
Samguine: And Sowl is back cool

Yes boss,u knw who is bak, sowl d wilde1, @ ur service lyk an android waiter grin
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Sowl(m): 6:16pm On Sep 28, 2014
traecey: yelz na...sorry ni o grin

Chaaaiiii!!! D last feminina dat perpetrated such mutinous contempt of not condoling wit me while i was chunnin out my emotional autobiography was actually incarcerated in a microscopic cubicle in guantanamo bay ,and i immediately turned her 2 my subordinate masseuse and also @ my beck and call without any revoltic insurgency..... In summry if ya knw wat is good 4u,den beta do beta dan just sorry 4dis my story dat touches d heart and tickles d bumbum!!! grin

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Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by traecey(f): 6:26pm On Sep 28, 2014
Sowl:
Chaaaiiii!!! D last feminina dat perpetrated such mutinous contempt of not condoling wit me while i was chunnin out my emotional autobiography was actually incarcerated in a microscopic cubicle in guantanamo bay ,and i immediately turned her 2 my subordinate masseuse and also @ my beck and call without any revoltic insurgency..... In summry if ya knw wat is good 4u,den beta do beta dan just sorry 4dis my story dat touches d heart and tickles d bumbum!!! grin
ehya...n'do

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Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by REDBUNNY(f): 6:50pm On Sep 28, 2014
traecey: y na? izit accomodatn wise?
Yea. Accomodation wise. So expensive.
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by traecey(f): 6:55pm On Sep 28, 2014
REDBUNNY: Yea. Accomodation wise. So expensive.
n'do...have u gotn accomodatn?
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by karleone(m): 7:34pm On Sep 28, 2014
REDBUNNY: Asaba sucks big time
Where in Asaba r u staying? And your PPA?
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Hissexcellencie(m): 7:57pm On Sep 28, 2014
Sowl:
With all dis my story 4d GODs na just sorry u see type 2dis my legendary epistle?




Lwkmd grin
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Valentinooo: 8:54pm On Sep 28, 2014
Sowl: hello goonz and shawtyz on d thread,hope y'all are bustling wit energy and very good 2go,feels good 2b in IB d legendary ancient city ,got posted 2 a 2ndry skul in UI,by d name abadina college,was told wld b resumin on d 8th of oct,which i doubt i wld meet up wit,coz i aint goin 2 no freakin ppa without nysc payin my allowee coz ve gotten myslf so freakin broke no tnx 2 havin 2 kip up wit d jones's of UItes dat seem 2b livin life on a fast lane( a bitter lesson learnt in d hard way sad ),speakin of which,i heard there is nothin like august arrears payment of allowee 4 we stream 2 corpers.....guess sum of d stream1 corpers can laff dere hearts out nw grin ,and d craziest of all was dat d ever-green confused DG dat as made confusionist theory an hobby said we wld b campin 2geda wit batch C sad ...... Chaaaaiiii!!! It suckz 2b me rite nw,d DG as nw made it an habbit 2giv me d heebie-jeebies, i wld rather volunteer 2b shekau's nxt suicide bomber dan step my long black legz in iseyin camp cum novemba,dats my lil hipsy-tuvsy story of my service 2my fadaland smiley
The DG said they will pay us by month end. They should start paying hopefully as from tomorrow.
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Jealouzzy(m): 5:25am On Sep 29, 2014
Valentinooo: The DG said they will pay us by month end. They should start paying hopefully as from tomorrow.

so you still believe the DG fvcktard stories. he's a specialized confusionalism:

they want peace but they won't deviate from act that breed and reinforced pieces

the damn registration cost more than the real camping
like play my laughing account zoomed off now frowning with no single smile and somebody is calling me to resume work
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by REDBUNNY(f): 7:20am On Sep 29, 2014
karleone:
Where in Asaba r u staying? And your PPA?
I'm still looking for accomodation. My PPA is council for arts and culture.
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by REDBUNNY(f): 7:21am On Sep 29, 2014
traecey: n'do...have u gotn accomodatn?
No I haven't. I'm still searching. Hoping to get a good self contain close to my PPA
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by lymelyte(m): 8:22am On Sep 29, 2014
Smeeky smeeky, how you dey now? grin grin
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by DrPhilABd: 10:37am On Sep 29, 2014
Hissexcellencie:



want her to see †ђξ comment I metioned her in. grin
why, she be ishan?
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by DrPhilABd: 10:43am On Sep 29, 2014
Hissexcellencie:



we're gonna need a yoruba translator. cheesy
talk na, wetin obo mean for yoruba?
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by DrPhilABd: 10:43am On Sep 29, 2014
yea, he is very nice wink smiley
Hissexcellencie:


such a nice guy.

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Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by DrPhilABd: 10:44am On Sep 29, 2014
where are you serving?
Darkchocolate:

I'm right here ... Who dey call me? Lol

PPA struggles have been distracting me joor! But I m right here with you guys.
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by DrPhilABd: 10:51am On Sep 29, 2014
traecey: yelz na...sorry ni o grin
lmao... d "ni o" na to make the sorry long abi wetin?
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Smeeky(m): 11:08am On Sep 29, 2014
lymelyte: Smeeky smeeky, how you dey now? grin grin
grin grin You this guy...I think say u don travel out of Naija cheesy

I dey gentle oo, suffer-head awaits me in ondo,ONIPARAGA to be precise cry
NYSC dia ris god ooo

Guy where u dey serve?
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by jamanuka: 12:53pm On Sep 29, 2014
So there was this guy in my room in camp that language brought both of us close.We sat together a couple of times to discuss & also said hi whenever we saw ourselves anywhere in Camp.

Meanwhile there is this nairalander I have been planning to meet.He sent me his number via PM and I was supposed to call to arrange for the meet.However for inexplicable reasons I never made that call and so camp ended and that opportunity was counted lost.

Now after our 2weeks break elapsed I arrived at Peace Park in Enugu to board a bus back to Minna.On reaching the park I saw this my man whom I shared a room with and we hit it off from where we stopped in camp.While we were conversing,I saw him open a Nairaland page and asked if he was nairalander which he answered in the affirmative.I took it further to ask him if he visits the Niger state thread and he also gave a Yes.I now asked for his username and behold my guy (Nifton) in my room in camp whom I knew all along was the same person I have been planning all along to meet in camp.We couldn't express our bewilderment.It was just like a movie scene

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Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by heemah(f): 2:32pm On Sep 29, 2014
Jealouzzy:
the damn registration cost more than the real camping
like play my laughing account zoomed off now frowning with no single smile and somebody is calling me to resume work
Same wv me....And wen I finally gt bk home finkin am thru wv their registration wahala, the NDLEA group leader text me threatening that if i dnt attend d meeting slated for d next day, I'd lose mai membership!! U cn just imagine! Membership ko, citizenship ni....Abi mo ti attend nii
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Hissexcellencie(m): 4:55pm On Sep 29, 2014
DrPhilABd: why, she be ishan?


I don't wanna saY sumtin now & ma oga wEel now Say its another thing. wink
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Hissexcellencie(m): 4:56pm On Sep 29, 2014
DrPhilABd: talk na, wetin obo mean for yoruba?




its a double entredres. So we'd need a yoruba speaking person to tell us da meanings.
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Hissexcellencie(m): 5:00pm On Sep 29, 2014
DrPhilABd: lmao... d "ni o" na to make the sorry long abi wetin?






lolz. My thoughts exactly. grin
Re: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by Hissexcellencie(m): 5:16pm On Sep 29, 2014
jamanuka: So there was this guy in my room in camp that language brought both of us close.We sat together a couple of times to discuss & also said hi whenever we saw ourselves anywhere in Camp.

Meanwhile there is this nairalander I have been planning to meet.He sent me his number via PM and I was supposed to call to arrange for the meet.However for inexplicable reasons I never made that call and so camp ended and that opportunity was counted lost.

Now after our 2weeks break elapsed I arrived at Peace Park in Enugu to board a bus back to Minna.On reaching the park I saw this my man whom I shared a room with and we hit it off from where we stopped in camp.While we were conversing,I saw him open a Nairaland page and asked if he was nairalander which he answered in the affirmative.I took it further to ask him if he visits the Niger state thread and he also gave a Yes.I now asked for his username and behold my guy (Nifton) in my room in camp whom I knew all along was the same person I have been planning all along to meet in camp.We couldn't express our bewilderment.It was just like a movie scene



like a matchmade in heaven. *wipes tears with hanky*

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