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Joke Of The Day:- The Oyinbo Man Palava (don’t Try This) by Beazy(f): 9:42pm On Jun 29, 2014
E get one particular restaurant wey I dey chop 4 G.R.A. E get one oyinbo wey dey always come chop there too…
Anytime dis oyinbo chop finish, he go shout ”Hey”, so I wonder wetin dey make am shout.
I decided to chop wetin d oyinbo dey always chop so maybe me sef go shout too. When I reach d restaurant yesterday evening, I order wetin d man dey chop.
Dem tell me say na chicken & red wine, so i chop am, but i no shout, I collect extra plate, but i no still shout. I say dis oyinbo na mumu o, why e dey always shout like dat now?
Na then i just vex ask 4 my bill. The waiter tell me say one plate of chicken & red wine naN75,000then d extra plate too na anotherN75,000. Na then I shout hey! heyy!! heyyy!!! ……!!!! heyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyy… ……..
I still dey shout till now. Happy Sunday you all.

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Re: Joke Of The Day:- The Oyinbo Man Palava (don’t Try This) by starpon1: 9:45pm On Jun 29, 2014
hahahaha guy u funy die walahi
Re: Joke Of The Day:- The Oyinbo Man Palava (don’t Try This) by Guykhena(m): 9:57pm On Jun 29, 2014
Beazy: E get one particular restaurant wey I dey chop 4 G.R.A. E get one oyinbo wey dey always come chop there too…
Anytime dis oyinbo chop finish, he go shout ”Hey”, so I wonder wetin dey make am shout.
I decided to chop wetin d oyinbo dey always chop so maybe me sef go shout too. When I reach d restaurant yesterday evening, I order wetin d man dey chop.
Dem tell me say na chicken & red wine, so i chop am, but i no shout, I collect extra plate, but i no still shout. I say dis oyinbo na mumu o, why e dey always shout like dat now?
Na then i just vex ask 4 my bill. The waiter tell me say one plate of chicken & red wine naN75,000then d extra plate too na anotherN75,000. Na then I shout hey! heyy!! heyyy!!! ……!!!! heyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyy… ……..
I still dey shout till now. Happy Sunday you all.
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Re: Joke Of The Day:- The Oyinbo Man Palava (don’t Try This) by farano(f): 10:17pm On Jun 29, 2014
lolz
Re: Joke Of The Day:- The Oyinbo Man Palava (don’t Try This) by Dubby6(m): 10:22pm On Jul 01, 2014
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Re: Joke Of The Day:- The Oyinbo Man Palava (don’t Try This) by Nobody: 12:54am On Jul 02, 2014
sorry bro, we join you dey shout hey for this end too as you become full staff wey dey wash plate over there

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