Sorry, that was to draw your attention to what
happened to me today...
I was about to open the gate @ the entrance
of my house. Then one man came and told me
that he knows me, that he had met me before. So I
was like "I can't really recall where and when I met you, anyway, pls remind me." Then the man said that he had met me in a seminar in Niger State, Suleija to be precised. "Oops! Mr. Man, I have never been to Niger State before" was my reply. Before I could complete the statement, I heard "TAWAI- TAWAI" - a very hot slap on my face.
if the temperature of that slap was to be measured it will be around 200°c.
I felt so confused, at first I thought the slap was
not from the man, I looked behind him to see if there was another person behind him, but there was none. I tried to ask him what I have done, I was trying to apologise, "sorry sir for not recalling your name." 'Tawaii!' the slap came the second time. I couldn't bear it any more. I held the man's shirt
and started pulling him as am pulling your legs
now... hahahaha... nairalanders to like to dey read tori ... insult are welcome o.. cause I knw una wella ....

[color=#770077][/color][size=20pt][/size]Daft & Lame

You should be hanged

Dry