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DEFINITION Of Mikel By A Nairalander In Queens English by faithfuldon7(m): 8:13pm On Jun 30, 2014 |
I was force to watch france vs Naija match at airforce base hospiTal due 2 my dad's illness.I read this comment below in d france vs naija match trend then my dad that has been hospitalised 4 d past 2 weeks collected my ipad and read d same comment & bust into laughter and for d first time my dad could speak clearly 4 everyone 2 hear. We only can communicate through d ipad b4 now. Thanks 2 whoever post this, know that u just perform a miracle in my house today.thanks What is a Mikel? 1. A Magician: He's right in front of you for 90 minutes, but you only get to see him for 30 seconds picking up a yellow card. 2. A Mikel is a Nigerian Ferrari with the engine of a Picanto. 3. A Mikel is anything that has weight, occupies space, breathes but remains stationary. 4. A Mikel is a confused strolling object that has no focus. 5. It is an SI unit for measuring deceleration, e.g the car decelerated by 2 mikel/ sec. 6. The botanical name of a snail, Mikelis Obilis. 7. Anybody who can pass the ball but can't shoot, cross, head, or be creative. e.g, My grandma is a Mikel. 8. A mikel is that footballer who is allergic to goals. What does Mikel mean to you? A professor was asked and he has this to say: 1. A mikel can be define as a person/object that runs/walks/hops/strolls/jogs/crawl from one side of the field to the other, eg obi is a mikel. 2. IDIOM: /to be in a mikel with one/: to be tired, lazy, weak, refusing to be active, energetic , or just being lazy with a friend or lover etc. |
Re: DEFINITION Of Mikel By A Nairalander In Queens English by Sheenor: 8:38pm On Jun 30, 2014 |
buhahahahaha......lolx, crazie post.......anyways, nigeria should drop and forget dat guy. he's as useless as shit........i dont even no why dey give him d numbr10 jersey, he never deserve it for once.......he want to be Okocha buh forget dat Okocha his jst too good to imitate..Olodo lasan. |
Re: DEFINITION Of Mikel By A Nairalander In Queens English by 2baga(m): 9:33am On Mar 20, 2015 |
hmmmm... lets laff |
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