CAN THIS EVER HAPPEN
GIRL: Hi handsome.
BOY: Mcheeew (rolling his eyes)
GIRL: C’mon I mean no harm dude. Just spare
me a
few minutes of your time.
BOY: say what you have to and leave
immediately.
GIRL: okay I have been watching you pass here
everyday and i feel attracted to you.
BOY: only that?
GIRL: I think you are hydrogen cause whenever
I see
you my heart beats with a pop sound.
BOY: (blushing) aaaww stop the flattery.
GIRL: I’m damn serious. Can’t you see that am
not
sobber and am staggering? That simply proves
that
am drunk in love with you.
BOY: (smiling) go straight to The point, can’t
you see
am busy? (drawing patterns on The ground
using his
feet)
GIRL: wow your smile is like Al Quaeda terrorists
cause it has just captured The territory of my
heart.
Please give me a chance to invest in your heart
business and you will see The profits through
my
love for you.
BOY: You girls are just the same. You Just want
to
use me then dump me heartlessly.
GIRL: OMG! Dats so inhuman. I want to show
you
true love that can never even be witnessed in
the
Soap Operas.
BOY: Kkk let me think about it then I will reply
you
later.
GIRL: Okay handsome, take as much time as
you
want. Whatever your decision is, I will respect it
but
please say Yes.
QUESTION: Will there ever be a beautiful time
like
this? where girls will do the ‘toasting’ and we
The
boys do the ‘blushing’ or is it just wishful
dreaming?

E dey happen: it has happend to me during my secondary school days although not as you write here, even inside there heart e dey happen daily