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Advice Please by larryjimmy7: 2:48pm On Jul 02, 2014 |
My girlfriend told me it's over between us yesterday, she accused me of keeping late nights since World Cup started and could not cope with it any longer. I thought about it and decided that life without her is meaningless, so I decided to kill myself. I drank Lacasera with Suya last night but nothing happened, I proceeded to another level of poisonous concoction this morning, so I prepared Turkey and Gizzard with strawberry juice and lot of fresh tomatoes, yet nothing happened. I ate cake, chocolate mixed wit ice cream, still I didn't die. I'm so confused and tired right now because I just finished eating fried rice withMaltina and fresh fruit salad but nothing happened. What should I do to kill myself? I need advice, please!!! |
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