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Advice Please by larryjimmy7: 2:48pm On Jul 02, 2014
My girlfriend told me it's over
between us yesterday, she accused me of keeping late nights since World
Cup started and could not cope with it any longer. I thought
about it and decided that life
without her is
meaningless, so I
decided to kill myself.
I drank Lacasera with Suya last night but
nothing happened, I
proceeded to another level of
poisonous concoction this morning,
so I prepared Turkey and
Gizzard with strawberry
juice and lot of fresh tomatoes,
yet nothing happened. I ate
cake, chocolate mixed wit ice
cream, still I didn't
die.
I'm so confused and tired right
now because I just
finished eating fried rice withMaltina and fresh fruit salad but nothing happened.
What should I do to kill myself?
I need advice, please!!!

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