A pregnant woman was delivering but she was
finding it very difficult.
The nurses as usual yelled at her: "Push!..." But
there were no signs of the baby coming forth, no
matter what they did.

About five minutes later, the baby's head came
out and asked:

BABY: Is this Nigeria?
NURSE: Yes.
BABY: What about Boko Haram, are they still here
and killing?
NURSE: Yes.
BABY: What about ASUP?
NURSE: Still on strike.
BABY: What about the missing $20billlion?
NURSE: Still missing.
BABY: Chai, what about the Chibok girls have they
been rescued?
NURSE: No.
BABY: What about NEPA...are they on 24/7?
NURSE: For where. No bi my phone touch-light
we wan carry deliver you?
BABY: Is Jonna still the President?
NURSE: Yes.
BABY: How about Jonna wife?
NURSE: She still crying Daris God oo!!!
BABY: Kai, are APC and PDP accusing each other
and holding each other
responsible for everything wrong in the country?
NURSE: Yes.
BABY: Is the National Conference still going on?
NURSE: Yes.
BABY: Aaaaaaaaaaah!!! Shame the devil...Am not
coming out again!!

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