let people be very careful these
days... this happened to me
yesterday night when i returned
home....my face oooooooo i cant
believe what just happened to me,
Wonders shall never end.I was standing in front of the entrance of
my house to open d gate so I can
drive in. Then one man came and
told me that he knows me, that he
has met me before.So I was like I
can't really recall where and when I met you, anyway, pls remind me.
Then the man said that she had met
me in a conference in Abia State,
umuahia, in february to be precise.
Oops! Oga, I have never been to
Abia State this year was my reply.Before I could complete the
statement, I heard "TAWAI -
TAWAI", A very hot slap on my face,
if the temperature of that slap was
to be measured it will be around
200¤c.I felt so confused, at first I thought the slap was not from a
man, I looked behind him to see if
there was another person behind
him, but there was none.I tried to
ask him what I have done, I was
trying to apologize, sorry sir for not recalling your name. 'Tawaii!' the
hot slap came the second time .
Jeez!I couldn't bear it any longer. I
regretted not releasing my dogs in
the morning.I held the man's shirt
and started pulling him as am pulling your legs now.Kaiiiii! Una
too like gist oooooooo. See as una
dey serious dey read am!...
taaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..lol

Walai! U not serious lolz. Hw i wish it was true' i wud hv wished d slap never ends.

franclean flexy: let people be very careful these
days... this happened to me
yesterday night when i returned
home....my face oooooooo i cant
believe what just happened to me,
Wonders shall never end.I was standing in front of the entrance of
my house to open d gate so I can
drive in. Then one man came and
told me that he knows me, that he
has met me before.So I was like I
can't really recall where and when I met you, anyway, pls remind me.
Then the man said that she had met
me in a conference in Abia State,
umuahia, in february to be precise.
Oops! Oga, I have never been to
Abia State this year was my reply.Before I could complete the
statement, I heard "TAWAI -
TAWAI", A very hot slap on my face,
if the temperature of that slap was
to be measured it will be around
200¤c.I felt so confused, at first I thought the slap was not from a
man, I looked behind him to see if
there was another person behind
him, but there was none.I tried to
ask him what I have done, I was
trying to apologize, sorry sir for not recalling your name. 'Tawaii!' the
hot slap came the second time .
Jeez!I couldn't bear it any longer. I
regretted not releasing my dogs in
the morning.I held the man's shirt
and started pulling him as am pulling your legs now.Kaiiiii! Una
too like gist oooooooo. See as una
dey serious dey read am!...
taaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..lol

Hahahaha this kind of topic should be in d jokes section oooo.