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Who Wants To Be A MILLIONAIRE by StevinMorgan(m): 11:24am On Jul 09, 2014
WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE: EXAMINATION

Time: 1hr 30 mins
Section A (Answer all questions,
questions carry equal marks)

1a) How many chibok gals were
kidnapped and state d rison for
their kidnap?(20marks)

1b) The question “Na only you
waka come was said by who and
to whom? Why dis xclamation
“chai there‘s is God oo! (15marks)

2a. What are the names of the two people holding hands when you
switch on a Nokia phone ?(10
marks)

2b. If the past tense of Take is
Took, what is the past tense of
Make ?(10marks)

3. Which university in Nigeria has
the highest number of ladies using blackberry phones?

4. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo
on facebook, who sent the friend
request and why ?

5. if the cost of moi-moi is
N10.50, what is the cost of moi ?

6. Who ate the missing part of the
apple logo?

SECTION B (Answer All. 10 Marks
each)

1. Between the Nigerian police and Nigerian girls, who likes money more?

2. Using the almighty formula,
calculate the diameter of elegushi
beach. (take pi=3.142)

3. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy,
who is Adaobi ?

4. If your x-boyfriend/ girlfriend
wins N50,000,000 on who wants
to be a millionaire a day after you
guys broke up, find the value of X?

5. If it takes Goodluck 1 hour to
deliver a typed speech in a national conference, how many days will it take Patience to deliver the same
speech on the same occasion?
Assuming the polarity of the
audience is kept constant.

SECTION C (Answer 2)

1) Tuface was given a Prado and
Ferarri on his traditional wedding
and white wedding respectively.
There is every likelihood that D
Banj has gone ahead to print
wedding invitation cards without
an available bride. Discuss.
(20Marks)

2) Write a short essay of 500 words on 'My Oga At The Top' (15 Marks)

3)Whats the name of the lady that
says "please enter your secret
number" at the ATM center of the
banks. State reasons why she was
chosen and explain too (20 Marks)

NO SIDE TALK... Get all answers
correctly & win10,000,000 and a trip to Dubai UAE
Re: Who Wants To Be A MILLIONAIRE by mstik(f): 11:40am On Jul 09, 2014
Ha! serious JAMB questions. I'll answer some sha grin

If the past tense of Take is
Took, what is the past tense of
Make
answer: made

2a. What are the names of the two people holding hands when you
switch on a Nokia phone ?
answer: Papa and Bomboy

6. Who ate the missing part of the
apple logo?
answer Abacha

1. Between the Nigerian police and Nigerian girls, who likes money more?
answer: all of the above

2. Using the almighty formula,
calculate the diameter of elegushi
beach. (take pi=3.142)
answer 1984.0876meters

3. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy,
who is Adaobi ?
a bisexual

3)Whats the name of the lady that
says "please enter your secret
number" at the ATM center of the
banks. State reasons why she was
chosen and explain too
answer: her name is Cindy. she was chosen because she has a sexy voice
Re: Who Wants To Be A MILLIONAIRE by Ezedon(m): 11:55am On Jul 09, 2014
It was not Abacha that ate the apple, it was SUAREZ, he was born with teeth in his mouth then the Dr wanted to confirm it n gave him apple
Re: Who Wants To Be A MILLIONAIRE by mstik(f): 1:19pm On Jul 09, 2014
Noted grin. I put Abacha because it was said that he died from a poisoned apple given to him by one of his Indian concubines. So,he took one bite, and he died...Apple decided to use that logo in memory of him grin
Ezedon: It was not Abacha that ate the apple, it was SUAREZ, he was born with teeth in his mouth then the Dr wanted to confirm it n gave him apple

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