A Cucumber, a Pickle, and a Penis

One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were all discussing how much their lives suck.
The cucumber says, "I get picked from my home, sliced up, and thrown a salad. My life sucks the most."

The pickle then says, "I get picked from my home, shoved in a jar, submerged in liquid thats smells awful. So my life sucks the most."

The penis then says, "Oh please! My life definitely sucks the most. I get a tarp wrapped over my head, stuck in a wet black hole, and rammed against a wall until I vomit."

Blonde Nurse

Why did the blonde nurse take a red magic marker to work?

In case she had to draw some blood.

Hot-angel that is a nice one

Quite funny but

hot-angel:

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The penis then says, ".................., stuck in a wet black hole, and ................"..........

Black? Red or 'Dark' could be better...

Hilarious anyway. Nice one

I've heard it b4 but I still laughed

humph HA na wa o
it was cool

I'm glad y'all like it.

A touch of strong lang there, but still funny. And yes, why's the penis saying he's rammed against a wall?

it is really rammed against a wall. It goes in and our and smashes his head into a wall. like in and out.

she changed it 3 days ago

What has changing my signature got to do with PENIS?

hot-angel:

What has changing my signature got to do with PENIS?

See who's puttin us back on track.
Who goes off topic the most in this forum?

Lizzy is!

Thank You jare.

you're welcome jo!

Ema gba mi ke? No be una go off topic?? Na una begin dey say person don catch me. I knew y'all were talking abt my former siggy "u cannt catch me". I just wanted to say summin that puts us back on trac. And the topic had to do with penis.. so i simply said "wat has my siggy got to do with penis".


See y'all are the one's that go off-topic. Nonsense

u like penis?

U no well. yes i do.. BIg and huge ones!!

meet me at our usual venue for elaboration.

Okay hunnie bunnie.

awwwwwwwwwwwww *u make my ass melt*

i didn't make u sit on fire, did I? I only blew kisses to u...

But those kisses were FIRE!

fire never melts fire's ass.

*singing* you are my fire..my one desire......

aww big boo head. That's sweet.

I wish I was in Texas..prolly just a few houses away from urs...

Daing hunn.. If you were ehhnnn... Only God know wetin for don shele oo. All these stupid smiley kisses would be useless.

yeah right..

we would have prolly been practising one of the most interesting topics in Biology

You know it hun... Arghhhhh... i wish i can pass through this screen and come meet u.

I'll tell ur Daddy HotA.

Goodguy keep it up
I'm sure *u want it that wayyyyyyyyyyy*

Do u need okada money to go tell my daddy?