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Re: So Wats Bin Happenin While I'v Bin Away? by CuteAngel(f): 10:51am On Oct 09, 2008
Dont tell me u are indirectly telling moi how much u are tripping for moi. oh! am too much
Re: So Wats Bin Happenin While I'v Bin Away? by Gabry(f): 10:57am On Oct 09, 2008
LOL grin
Re: So Wats Bin Happenin While I'v Bin Away? by Gtexcute(m): 12:11pm On Oct 09, 2008
CuteAngel:

Gunny if u can't handle it consult me in my calcuta shrine for some incantations and powder. Who wan try?

green snake in green grass, all Orkija people how on earth wil we get rid of you?Eh we pursue una 4 anambra now na 4 inside nairaland u dong bring your shrine come?Na wah oh.
Re: So Wats Bin Happenin While I'v Bin Away? by Gtexcute(m): 12:11pm On Oct 09, 2008
CuteAngel:

Gunny if u can't handle it consult me in my calcuta shrine for some incantations and powder. Who wan try?

green snake in green grass, all Orkija people how on earth wil we get rid of you?Eh we pursue una 4 anambra now na 4 inside nairaland u dong bring your shrine come?Na wah oh.
Re: So Wats Bin Happenin While I'v Bin Away? by CuteAngel(f): 12:18pm On Oct 09, 2008
Who be dat? abrakadabra Gtexcute disappear now and appear in my secret room! angry
Re: So Wats Bin Happenin While I'v Bin Away? by clemcykul(f): 12:34pm On Oct 09, 2008
taa!
Re: So Wats Bin Happenin While I'v Bin Away? by Gtexcute(m): 12:43pm On Oct 09, 2008
CuteAngel:

Who be that? abrakadabra Gtexcute disappear now and appear in my secret room! angry

see that thing no fit work for me becos i get am for the blood of jesus.
Re: So Wats Bin Happenin While I'v Bin Away? by disease(m): 12:47pm On Oct 09, 2008
@CuteAngel
Now u see that ur magic no pass the power wey dey for Jesus blood.
Re: So Wats Bin Happenin While I'v Bin Away? by gunpoint(m): 4:42pm On Oct 09, 2008
clems
did u hav a hand in dis. . . .
dis rot. . . .
dis natural diaster??
@gabby
i liks u, u nw Sgt in me army!!!

@showbobo
P.A ?
is dat a ploy 2 get close 2 me so u can attempt??
angry angry angry
Re: So Wats Bin Happenin While I'v Bin Away? by Gabry(f): 4:51pm On Oct 09, 2008
Sir Gunpoint, Thank you sha. I will not dssapoint you.  grin

What showbobo meant by PA is Public Area nna. As in to clean the area, sweep, mop, dust and throw rubbish
Re: So Wats Bin Happenin While I'v Bin Away? by showbobo(m): 8:16pm On Oct 09, 2008
@Gabry

haaaa shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: So Wats Bin Happenin While I'v Bin Away? by ituen(m): 9:29pm On Oct 09, 2008
@Gtexcute

Why u go just dey ur own dey hate woman?

@Clemcy
That stupid General Gad[b]dwarf[/b]i called gunpoint should better seek manners when addressing civilians

BLOODY SOLDIERS angry angry angry angry
Re: So Wats Bin Happenin While I'v Bin Away? by Gabry(f): 1:26am On Oct 10, 2008
showbobo:

@Gabry

haaaa shocked shocked shocked shocked

Wetin now? U told me you want to be PA ohhh didnt you? I now dey promote your name na undecided
Re: So Wats Bin Happenin While I'v Bin Away? by clemcykul(f): 8:39am On Oct 10, 2008
nuttie genaral who cant even afford a sniper rifle
Re: So Wats Bin Happenin While I'v Bin Away? by CuteAngel(f): 10:28am On Oct 10, 2008
How Blood of Jesus go cover you when u dey come hide see me for nite for my ogbonge protection powder?

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see that thing no fit work for me because i get am for the blood of jesus.
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Re: So Wats Bin Happenin While I'v Bin Away? by KunleOshob(m): 10:34am On Oct 10, 2008
Pointgun is back shocked i thought the rebels got him in the sudan lipsrsealed
Re: So Wats Bin Happenin While I'v Bin Away? by CuteAngel(f): 10:38am On Oct 10, 2008
him escape from prison
Re: So Wats Bin Happenin While I'v Bin Away? by clemcykul(f): 10:39am On Oct 10, 2008
thou shall not call the name of the lord thy God in vain.

Thogh am not holier than u, neigther are u me, but pls respect your lord.
Re: So Wats Bin Happenin While I'v Bin Away? by CuteAngel(f): 10:44am On Oct 10, 2008
:-x :-x :-x
Re: So Wats Bin Happenin While I'v Bin Away? by mykali(m): 5:39pm On Oct 12, 2008
clemcykul:

thou shall not call the name of the lord thy God in vain.

Thogh am not holier than u, neigther are u me, but please respect your lord.

true sha. sad
Re: So Wats Bin Happenin While I'v Bin Away? by showbobo(m): 12:33am On Oct 13, 2008
ituen:

@Gtexcute

Why u go just dey ur own dey hate woman?

@Clemcy
That stupid General Gad[b]dwarf[/b]i called gunpoint should better seek manners when addressing civilians

BLOODY SOLDIERS angry angry angry angry
Dont tell me you're taking this personal,huh?
Re: So Wats Bin Happenin While I'v Bin Away? by ituen(m): 7:59am On Oct 13, 2008
Showbobo,

That Gunpoint na Idiot oh.

I gave him money to assasinate someone for me and he disappeared.

Now him don show with all these cunning methods.

The guy must pay oh
Re: So Wats Bin Happenin While I'v Bin Away? by clemcykul(f): 11:23am On Oct 13, 2008
lmao
Re: So Wats Bin Happenin While I'v Bin Away? by gunpoint(m): 6:53pm On Oct 13, 2008
ituen:

@Gtexcute

Why u go just dey ur own dey hate woman?

@Clemcy
That stupid General Gad[b]dwarf[/b]i called gunpoint should better seek manners when addressing BLOODY civilians

ok iteun, i will tak note. . .
angry

gabrywyl:

Sir Gunpoint, Thank you sha. I will not dssapoint you. grin

What showbobo meant by PA is Public Area nna. As in to clean the area, sweep, mop, dust and throw rubbish
4 ur loyalty and initiative, i hv promoted u Lt Conel in my army, at dis rate u'l mak Gen soon, kip it up!!!
angry
clemcykul:

nuttie genaral who can't even afford a sniper rifle
y buy rifle wen i can machete u any time i feel lik?
angry
KunleOshob:

Pointgun is back shocked i thought the rebels got him in the sudan lipsrsealed
Wrong!!! angry
i got d rebels, cant u see der's relative peace der nw?
wen i go on my nxt postn 2 Somalia, u guyz wil see wat a FIELD MARSHAL can really do!!
angry angry angry
clemcykul:

thou shall not call the name of the lord thy God in vain.

Thogh am not holier than u, neigther are u me, but please respect your lord.
tell dem, any of u dat uses my name in vain again. . .
hmmmm. . . . .
e no go 9ice ooo. . . .
angry angry angry
ituen:

Showbobo,

That Gunpoint na Idiot oh.

I gave him money to assasinate someone for me and he disappeared.

Now him don show with all these cunning methods.

The guy must pay oh
LIAR!!!
i paid 4 ur neco, 4 d 8th time 4 dat mata!!!
angry angry angry

Notice!!!
Public excutions start 2mrw,
Sam Milla will die 1st!!!
LONG LIVE D JUNTA!!!!
angry angry angry angry angry
Re: So Wats Bin Happenin While I'v Bin Away? by SamMilla1(m): 6:55pm On Oct 13, 2008
seems you have not learnt from the prison.
you are heading back there for your insolence.
the new kingdom does not tolerate that
Re: So Wats Bin Happenin While I'v Bin Away? by gunpoint(m): 7:09pm On Oct 13, 2008
kingdom??
in my republic??

Notice!!!
4 his insolence, Iteun is slated 4 excution d day after sam milla's
pls feel free to nominate anybody(not me or any1 in my Junta's council) 4 der excution.
also feel free to nominate urselves too!!
tank u,
LONG LIVE Idi Amin
LONG LIVE Gunpoint!!!

Re: So Wats Bin Happenin While I'v Bin Away? by gunpoint(m): 7:30pm On Oct 13, 2008
WAT!!!
NO NOMINATIONS YET??
angry angry angry
Re: So Wats Bin Happenin While I'v Bin Away? by ituen(m): 4:01am On Oct 14, 2008
so much medals on Idi amin and nothing to show for it

@Gunny
looks like u were set on a deadline to deliver civilians for execution?
Re: So Wats Bin Happenin While I'v Bin Away? by gunpoint(m): 7:47am On Oct 14, 2008
ituen:

so much medals on Idi amin and nothing to show for it
what??!!
Idi Amin Dada?
Conquror of d british empire?
Defeater of Mohammed Obote?
Cleanser of Uganda?
Saviour of africa and librator of d black race?
And u hv d nuts, d bloody guts to say all doz medals and ntin 2 show 4 it?
Role model to the greatest rulers in africa?(Abacha, Mobutu. . . .etc)
what planet r u frm?
angry   angry   angry


ituen:

@Gunny
looks like u were set on a deadline to deliver civilians for execution?
Ehmmm. . . .
nt really, but sanity has 2 b restored on this land and i tot who beta 2 start wit dan Sam milla and his side kick iteun, bt if u dnt wana die 2mrw, u culd always nominate som1 else. . .
Bt Sam milla's excution goes on 2dy as plannd!!!
Long Live the REVOLUTION!!!
Long Live GUNPOINT!!!
angry   angry   angry
Re: So Wats Bin Happenin While I'v Bin Away? by KunleOshob(m): 11:55am On Oct 14, 2008
gunpoint:

Notice!!!
Public excutions start 2mrw,
Sam Milla will die 1st!!!
LONG LIVE D JUNTA!!!!
angry angry angry angry angry
What a shame SAM MILLA'S reign is coming to an end cry i warned him not to commit mutiny when general gunpoint was being held by the rebels he would not listen, i hope you enjoyed your reign while it lasted grin
@ Gunpoint
What time the executuions go start? i no wan miss am cheesy
Re: So Wats Bin Happenin While I'v Bin Away? by gunpoint(m): 6:51pm On Oct 14, 2008
KunleOshob:

@ Gunpoint
What time the executuions go start? i no wan miss am cheesy

d excution wil b held jst before midnyt, bt it wil b a private affair so u wil nt b allowd to attend, wuldnt want you to see all d shittn and pissin he gona b doin durin d affair, i'l lik 2 save him that last ounce of dignity. . .

Note:- anyone u see postin on nlnd as Sam milla aftr 2nyt is a bloody clone and will b dealt wit again in due time!
We hav d real criminal Milla in our gulag at this time so i can confirm every tin is on due course!!!

Love Live Justice and Disciplne!!!
Long Live GUNPOINT!!!
angry   angry   angry
Re: So Wats Bin Happenin While I'v Bin Away? by SamMilla1(m): 6:57pm On Oct 14, 2008
*throws cold water on gunpoint to wake up from dreaming*

what a shame,
now that the kingdom knows your imaginations.
a new law will be passed soon for illegal imaginations.

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