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Things You Cant/Shouldnt Say At Work by hotangel2(f): 7:27am On Sep 16, 2005 |
Ahhh...I see the fxck-up fairy has visited us again... I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of sh*t. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!? Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial. And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be...? Do I look like a people person? This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. If I throw a stick, will you leave? I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1? How do I set a laser printer to stun? I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck. |
Re: Things You Cant/Shouldnt Say At Work by WesleyanA(f): 5:29am On Sep 17, 2005 |
"This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting" (sounds kind of like my school) "Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial." "I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid" those are my favorites |
Re: Things You Cant/Shouldnt Say At Work by hotangel2(f): 5:36am On Sep 17, 2005 |
The third one you choose is my favorite. The rest just made me giggle. Buit i decided to post them all up anyways. |
Re: Things You Cant/Shouldnt Say At Work by layi(m): 10:43am On Sep 17, 2005 |
Its my favorite as well. I might use it on someone soon...(but i pray my teeth don't reduce by 1) |
Re: Things You Cant/Shouldnt Say At Work by fabian(f): 10:23am On Sep 21, 2005 |
I love these! Here are some more: Make yourself at home, clean up my kitchen. You! Out of this planet! Are those your eyes? I found them in my cleavage. He's not really sick, he's just been in a really bad mood all his life Your perfume smells nice. Must you marinate in it? Your dress is alright, its just your personality that sucks. |
Re: Things You Cant/Shouldnt Say At Work by micklplus(m): 3:05pm On Mar 21, 2006 |
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