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Mathematics Love Letter by Jammy2012(m): 8:54pm On Jul 13, 2014
MATHEMATICS LOVE LETTER
My Dear Love,
Yesterday, I was passing by
your rectangular
house in
trigonometric lane. There I
saw you with your cute circular
face, conical nose and
spherical eyes,
standing in your
triangular garden.
Before seeing you, my heart was
a null set,but when a
vector of magnitude
(likeness) from your
eyes at a
deviation of theta radians made
a tangent to
my heart,
it differentiated.
My love for you is a quadratic
equation with
real roots, which only you can
solve by
making good
binary relation
with me.
The cosine of my
love for you
extends to infinity.I promise that
I should not
resolve you into
partial functions
but if I do so, you can
integrate me by
applying the limits from zero to
infinity.
You are as essential to me as
an element to
a set.
The
geometry of my life revolves
around your acute personality.
My love, if you do not meet
me at parabola
restaurant on
date 10 at sunset, when the
sun is making an angle of
160 degrees, my heart would
be like a
solved polynomial
of degree 10.
With love from
your higher order derivatives
of maxima and minima, of an
unknown
function.
Yours ever loving,
Pythagoras..
Re: Mathematics Love Letter by Epistemology(f): 9:09pm On Jul 13, 2014
Creative!!
Re: Mathematics Love Letter by fuckshit: 10:04pm On Jul 13, 2014
FÜCKING good one
Re: Mathematics Love Letter by kdidi: 11:14pm On Jul 13, 2014
Nice one

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