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Good Adviser by walexy2k: 3:49pm On Jul 15, 2014
There was a farmer who had a
horse and a goat. One day, the
horse became ill. So he called the
veterinarian, who said, "Well,
your horse has a virus. He must take
this medicine for three
days. I'll come back on the third day
and if he's not better, we're
going to have to kill her."
Nearby, the goat listened closely to
their conversation. The next
day, they gave the horse the
medicine and left. The goat
approached the horse and said, “Be
strong, my friend. Get up
or else they're going to kill you!”
On the second day, they again gave
the horse the medicine and
left. The goat came back and said,
"Come on buddy, get up or
else you're going to die! Come on,
I'll help you get up. Let's go!
One, two, three..."
On the third day, they came to give
the horse the medicine and
the vet said, "Unfortunately,we're
going to have to kill her
tomorrow. Otherwise, the virus
might spread and infect the
other horses."
After they left, the goat approached
the horse and said, "Listen
pal, it's now or never! Get up, come
on! Have courage! Come
on... Get up... Get up... That's it,
slowly... Great! Come on, one,
two, three... Good, good. Now
faster, come on... Fantastic! Run,
run more! Yes! Yes! Yes! You did it,
you're a champion!"
All of a sudden, the owner came
back, saw the horse running in
the field and began shouting, "It's a
miracle! My horse is cured.
We must have a grand party."
He called his servant, "Tunde, kill
and prepare the goat!"

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