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I Was Almost Lynched Today +(PHOTOS) by Nobody: 3:32pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
I just went came out of a shop were I bought some provision, and there was this lady that sells scotch eggs, buns, meat pie etc. Scotch egg began to hungry me, so I went to her stand, bought one and downed it with chilled lacasera. As I was about to leave, her sales girl brought freshly baked "puff puff" in a bowl. The aroma was very mouth watering and I couldn't resist, so I dipped my hand when they were not looking and 2 or 3 pieces enter my mouth. I quickly carried my provisions and started going to my car while chewing on the puff puff when I heard the lady shout "oga!! Oga!!!" I didn't respond "somebody HOLD THAT MAN!!! " I dropped my nylon bag and began to run without looking back. I swear a mob began to chase me. I had almost reached my car when my leg hit the big stone and I fell. So it is puff puff that will send me to my early grave..They gathered me and images of my life began to flash before my eyes. I asked God for forgiveness and closed my eyes waiting for the big stone an agbero held to open my head. When I heard her shout "wait!!! No touch am ooo" I thought she wanted to give the killing blow by herself when she said"Oga you forget your handset for shade" 10 Likes 3 Shares
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Re: I Was Almost Lynched Today +(PHOTOS) by 25omega(m): 3:38pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
hahaha thief thief |
Re: I Was Almost Lynched Today +(PHOTOS) by Nobody: 3:42pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
Re: I Was Almost Lynched Today +(PHOTOS) by Nobody: 3:46pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
Re: I Was Almost Lynched Today +(PHOTOS) by publicenemy(m): 3:49pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
krall: I just went came out of a shop were I bought some provision, and there was this lady that sells scotch eggs, buns, meat pie etc. Scotch egg began to hungry me, so I went to her stand, bought one and downed it with chilled lacasera. As I was about to leave, her sales girl brought freshly baked "puff puff" in a bowl. The aroma was very mouth watering and I couldn't resist, so I dipped my hand when they were not looking and 2 or 3 pieces enter my mouth. I quickly carried my provisions and started going to my car while chewing on the puff puff when I heard the lady shout "oga!! Oga!!!" I didn't respond "somebody HOLD THAT MAN!!! " I dropped my nylon bag and began to run without looking back. I swear a mob began to chase me. You are a donkey. 3 Likes |
Re: I Was Almost Lynched Today +(PHOTOS) by Nobody: 3:58pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
publicenemy:and you are? |
Re: I Was Almost Lynched Today +(PHOTOS) by remsonik(f): 4:49pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
Re: I Was Almost Lynched Today +(PHOTOS) by Nobody: 4:49pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
publicenemy:why the insult? Did I do you wrong? |
Re: I Was Almost Lynched Today +(PHOTOS) by publicenemy(m): 4:49pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
KiddaBlingzz: and you are?A donkey. 1 Like |
Re: I Was Almost Lynched Today +(PHOTOS) by publicenemy(m): 4:54pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
krall: why the insult? Did I do you wrong? Comon... Didnt mean that. Its just a funny story and felt you deserved a little knock on ur head and since i cant do that... Am sorry. 3 Likes |
Re: I Was Almost Lynched Today +(PHOTOS) by Jerrick(m): 5:10pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
Where are the pictures |
Re: I Was Almost Lynched Today +(PHOTOS) by scampy(m): 5:10pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
Lol |
Re: I Was Almost Lynched Today +(PHOTOS) by ninovandross(m): 5:11pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
Omo dis guy u be up and coming thief oh, na from puff.puff e dey start. U just hear stop na him u start to dey run because of 3 puff puff so u no fit stop pay abi assuming say no be phone she won gve u |
Re: I Was Almost Lynched Today +(PHOTOS) by Nobody: 5:21pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
Jerrick: Where are the pictureshow u expect me to take picture of my own lynching? 1 Like |
Re: I Was Almost Lynched Today +(PHOTOS) by Nobody: 5:24pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
Lmaooooooooooooooo 1 Like |
Re: I Was Almost Lynched Today +(PHOTOS) by daveP(m): 5:38pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
Krallllll!! agberos for don sama ur face with designs of red! |
Re: I Was Almost Lynched Today +(PHOTOS) by Nobody: 5:40pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
daveP: Krallllll!! agberos for don sama ur face with designs of red!but the God I serve did not allow it. 1 Like |
Re: I Was Almost Lynched Today +(PHOTOS) by daveP(m): 5:50pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
krall: but the God I serve did not allow it.puff puff! Awoof go make u return there now! |
Re: I Was Almost Lynched Today +(PHOTOS) by Jerrick(m): 5:54pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
krall: how u expect me to take picture of my own lynching?JK....check your topic!!! |
Re: I Was Almost Lynched Today +(PHOTOS) by Nobody: 6:00pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
Lwkmd..... |
Re: I Was Almost Lynched Today +(PHOTOS) by Gudiza(m): 6:11pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
for this reason you're a donkey. krall: how u expect me to take picture of my own lynching? 1 Like |
Re: I Was Almost Lynched Today +(PHOTOS) by egopersonified(f): 6:16pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
Rotflmao, u get luck sey no be nl agberos catch u, u for no survive am, abi u never hear about poo and lacasera, y u no introduce am give them instead on the lynching. By the way, where the pics, abi u want make I give u e-knock? |
Re: I Was Almost Lynched Today +(PHOTOS) by wheesin(m): 6:17pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
Nice story..where the pics..and which igbo u smoke..dry or fried.. ..one day u go steal napkin full of baby sh.it and u will get lynched |
Re: I Was Almost Lynched Today +(PHOTOS) by tempest01(m): 8:01pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
Mtchewww |
Re: I Was Almost Lynched Today +(PHOTOS) by Oahray: 8:48pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
Hahahahahahaha... This guy is crazy in a creative way. Nice one. 2 Likes |
Re: I Was Almost Lynched Today +(PHOTOS) by seankay(m): 10:25pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
This guy has successfully taken over from Andyblaze |
Re: I Was Almost Lynched Today +(PHOTOS) by Bootybuttchic(f): 10:46pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
Dis ktall i swear u be oloshi ....so u wan talk say na yu dey dat pinshure .....if na u,u knw go even get finger to type for nl........and some people even beleive the story...smh seankay: This guy has successfully taken over from Andyblazei swear! But atleast he is a bit funny...dat andyblaze is just too dry,he makes me sick,i never open his thread..whew! |
Re: I Was Almost Lynched Today +(PHOTOS) by BecaciaBarbie(f): 11:31pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
.LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! OP U RE A CLOWN! |
Re: I Was Almost Lynched Today +(PHOTOS) by Ugojames(m): 11:58pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
Its not too late to lynch u o!!! |
Re: I Was Almost Lynched Today +(PHOTOS) by Feedmemore(f): 12:08am On Jul 22, 2014 |
Op, na only you waka Very funny 2 Likes |
Re: I Was Almost Lynched Today +(PHOTOS) by Nobody: 1:14am On Jul 22, 2014 |
tempest01: Mtchewwwif i hear. Did you not laugh? |
Re: I Was Almost Lynched Today +(PHOTOS) by Nobody: 7:34am On Jul 22, 2014 |
Bootybuttchic: Dis ktall i swear u be oloshi ....so u wan talk say na yu dey dat pinshure .....if na u,u knw go even get finger to type for nl........and some people even beleive the story...smhi swear! But atleast he is a bit funny...dat andyblaze is just too dry,he makes me sick,i never open his thread..whew!but u know i dont tell lies. |
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