I just went came out of a shop were I bought some provision, and there was this lady that sells scotch eggs, buns, meat pie etc. Scotch egg began to hungry me, so I went to her stand, bought one and downed it with chilled lacasera. As I was about to leave, her sales girl brought freshly baked "puff puff" in a bowl. The aroma was very mouth watering and I couldn't resist, so I dipped my hand when they were not looking and 2 or 3 pieces enter my mouth. I quickly carried my provisions and started going to my car while chewing on the puff puff when I heard the lady shout "oga!! Oga!!!" I didn't respond "somebody HOLD THAT MAN!!! " I dropped my nylon bag and began to run without looking back. I swear a mob began to chase me.
I had almost reached my car when my leg hit the big stone and I fell. So it is puff puff that will send me to my early grave..They gathered me and images of my life began to flash before my eyes. I asked God for forgiveness and closed my eyes waiting for the big stone an agbero held to open my head. When I heard her shout "wait!!! No touch am ooo" I thought she wanted to give the killing blow by herself when she said"Oga you forget your handset for shade"

hahaha thief thief

krall: I just went came out of a shop were I bought some provision, and there was this lady that sells scotch eggs, buns, meat pie etc. Scotch egg began to hungry me, so I went to her stand, bought one and downed it with chilled lacasera. As I was about to leave, her sales girl brought freshly baked "puff puff" in a bowl. The aroma was very mouth watering and I couldn't resist, so I dipped my hand when they were not looking and 2 or 3 pieces enter my mouth. I quickly carried my provisions and started going to my car while chewing on the puff puff when I heard the lady shout "oga!! Oga!!!" I didn't respond "somebody HOLD THAT MAN!!! " I dropped my nylon bag and began to run without looking back. I swear a mob began to chase me.
I had almost reached my car when my leg hit the big stone and I fell. So it is puff puff that will send me to my early grave..They gathered me and images of my life began to flash before my eyes. I asked God for forgiveness and closed my eyes waiting for the big stone an agbero held to open my head. When I heard her shout "wait!!! No touch am ooo" I thought she wanted to give the killing blow by herself when she said"Oga you forget your handset for shade"

You are a donkey.

publicenemy:

You are a donkey.

and you are?

publicenemy:

You are a donkey.

why the insult? Did I do you wrong?

KiddaBlingzz: and you are?

A donkey.

krall: why the insult? Did I do you wrong?

Comon... Didnt mean that. Its just a funny story and felt you deserved a little knock on ur head and since i cant do that...

Am sorry.

Where are the pictures

Lol

Omo dis guy u be up and coming thief oh, na from puff.puff e dey start. U just hear stop na him u start to dey run because of 3 puff puff so u no fit stop pay abi assuming say no be phone she won gve u

Jerrick: Where are the pictures

how u expect me to take picture of my own lynching?

Lmaooooooooooooooo

Krallllll!! agberos for don sama ur face with designs of red!

daveP: Krallllll!! agberos for don sama ur face with designs of red!

but the God I serve did not allow it.

krall: but the God I serve did not allow it.

puff puff! Awoof go make u return there now!

krall: how u expect me to take picture of my own lynching?

JK....check your topic!!!

Lwkmd.....

for this reason you're a donkey.

krall: how u expect me to take picture of my own lynching?

Rotflmao, u get luck sey no be nl agberos catch u, u for no survive am, abi u never hear about poo and lacasera, y u no introduce am give them instead on the lynching. By the way, where the pics, abi u want make I give u e-knock?

Nice story..where the pics..and which igbo u smoke..dry or fried.. ..one day u go steal napkin full of baby sh.it and u will get lynched

Mtchewww

Hahahahahahaha... This guy is crazy in a creative way. Nice one.

This guy has successfully taken over from Andyblaze

Dis ktall i swear u be oloshi ....so u wan talk say na yu dey dat pinshure .....if na u,u knw go even get finger to type for nl........and some people even beleive the story...smh

seankay: This guy has successfully taken over from Andyblaze

i swear! But atleast he is a bit funny...dat andyblaze is just too dry,he makes me sick,i never open his thread..whew!

.LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! OP U RE A CLOWN!

Its not too late to lynch u o!!!

Op, na only you waka go come

Very funny

tempest01: Mtchewww

if i hear. Did you not laugh?

Bootybuttchic: Dis ktall i swear u be oloshi ....so u wan talk say na yu dey dat pinshure .....if na u,u knw go even get finger to type for nl........and some people even beleive the story...smhi swear! But atleast he is a bit funny...dat andyblaze is just too dry,he makes me sick,i never open his thread..whew!

but u know i dont tell lies.