Was with the ex.....wasn't ready...But accepted it only for her to say..."just wanted to know If you love me that much"....this was after a week of sleepless nights o...... .....I just bone...But inside, I was running around nakid with joy.lol

We waited for two years, when it finally came, I didn't know until ten weeks. I brought the result to him and told him I was pregnant, he took the result and held it like a baby, knelt down and started praising GOD, the rest na story for another day

*speaks to self* Spiderman, this thread na oko oloyun parole. E no concern you. *web slings outta thread*

the day my wife go tell say she dey carry my twin...i go run 4-4-2 enter reach aso rock

if u re married then the baby is a blessing but if u ren't the is a shame so therefore a baby before birth is either a blessing or curse depending on the marital statues of parents

50calibre: No bit*ch of mine can get pregnant without my permission, doing so is asking for trouble.

Unless we've discussed plans, it's your responsibility to protect yourself.

you sounded heartless and selfish

My wife got pregnant exactly 1 and half months after our wedding. She was not feeling too well and I sensed she was pregnant. Wifey didn't want to buy pregnancy test kits even wit my persuasion just becos she did it exactly one month after our wedding and it was negative. Wifey felt so bad as if we had married for 10years. I just told her to take it easy cos we ar just one month old in marriage. She wanted it to happen 'sharp sharp' come and see midnight prayer even @1month as couple. Anyways, two weeks laterI bought that pregnancy test stick when I noticed she was feeling some how. wifey relunctantly collected it she did it and it showed positive. We quickly rushed to a nearby laboratory for confirmation. It was confirmed positive. I was so happy cos I thought my pennis was nt big enough to impregnate a woman. Then I knew size doesn't matter. I was so hapi, we ate dinner in a fast food that day, gisted and started giving names to our baby without confirming d sex. Glory to God almighty. I pray for everyone believing God for the fruit of the womb that Jehovah will answer them very soon.

JeffreyJamez: Was with the ex.....wasn't ready...But accepted it only for her to say..."just wanted to know If you love me that much"....this was after a week of sleepless nights o...... .....I just bone...But inside, I was running around nakid with joy.lol

I wish she was serious

dechandel:
I wish she was serious

Lol.... evil...

dechandel:
I wish she was serious

kindly follow back cute

50calibre: No bit*ch of mine can get pregnant without my permission, doing so is asking for trouble.

Unless we've discussed plans, it's your responsibility to protect yourself.

imagine such statement,anyways,I don't blame u,I blame d bit*hes dt open deir silly ass 4 sum1 lik u,shiooorrr,"its deir duty 2 protect demselves"....yet u'l go out n call urself a man,HE-G**T,..SMH 4 u.

tenry: My wife got pregnant exactly 1 and half months after our wedding. She was not feeling too well and I sensed she was pregnant. Wifey didn't want to buy pregnancy test kits even wit my persuasion just becos she did it exactly one month after our wedding and it was negative. Wifey felt so bad as if we had married for 10years. I just told her to take it easy cos we ar just one month old in marriage. She wanted it to happen 'sharp sharp' come and see midnight prayer even @1month as couple. Anyways, two weeks laterI bought that pregnancy test stick when I noticed she was feeling some how. wifey relunctantly collected it she did it and it showed positive. We quickly rushed to a nearby laboratory for confirmation. It was confirmed positive. I was so happy cos I thought my pennis was nt big enough to impregnate a woman. Then I knew size doesn't matter. I was so hapi, we ate dinner in a fast food that day, gisted and started giving names to our baby without confirming d sex. Glory to God almighty. I pray for everyone believing God for the fruit of the womb that Jehovah will answer them very soon.

This got me laughing, I could only imagine the scenario

johnugwu: i am married for two years and i believe God will make me scream for joy some day. Please remember me and my wife in your prayer. All the bad thing wey i do, baba God please forgive me. I need my kids

God abeg ooo..

May it be well with all of them that took measures when their gfs broke that kind of news.

Please do not punish them with Childlessness, pity them and return back the child(ren) to them when they are ready to father them........Amen.

dytbabe: Clears throat.
Guess he knew that shot was gonna get me preggy so he was all ready bt wanted me do a comfirmed test, did, handed over to him and youngman went on his kneels, I have bn askin u marry before now, I hp this has convinced u we are meant to be, omo, I fear for myself, I no accept the ring o, I say see conspiracy, I no do marriage, after all my shakara, I said yes to him 10days before I put to bed.

lol..i like dat guy..wel playd strategy

Empress2014: you sounded heartless and selfish

Why? Isn't it heartless & selfish for a woman to get pregnant without her man's consent? Especially if it's not in a marriage, but even in a marriage, isn't it selfish & heartless?

ennyhollar1:
Thank u, I'm married already but still looking to the fruit of womb

Receive your baby now in Jesus name.Go immediately you read dis and take the Lord's supper with whatever u find and in nine months time,we shall all celebrate with you...except I'm not a Man of God.

Ahh Ahhhh...this old trick.

Don't work anymore, I've got a pack of test strips in my room.

Guys, get yours.

Reminder; when you see two lines start saving up for nappies, one line; you just dodged a bullet.

the first time a girl told me she was pregnant Na so I dey inside car with a/c dey sweet like salah ram. as soon as I drop I gave her a class she now said it was because I spotted picking her calls... I swear for her father and since then I broke all ties with her

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Lolll. Can't remember his reaction the first time.

ennyhollar1:
Thank u, I'm married already but still looking to the fruit of womb

don't worry d lord dat did mine will do urs in jesus name amen!!!!!!!!!!

50calibre:
Why? Isn't it heartless & selfish for a woman to get pregnant without her man's consent? Especially if it's not in a marriage, but even in a marriage, isn't it selfish & heartless?

Absolutely heartless and irresponsible.

That is our women for you, and that is why we are so messed and poverty stricken in our part of the world.

perry2020: Omg knt just imagine mysef preggy,av got great phobia for pregnancy,wen I hear d gist abt labour it gets me so freaked out.dnt get me wrong I love kids,cute kids bt wen it comes to producing dem m so scared(d rate of indecent,failed,abused,traumatized kids in d society is so scary,d failure often comes from d parents dnt get me wrong ooo,der re gud kids out der bt quite few)my parents made a number of mistakes while raising me and I wouldn't wana make such,I work wif teens/youths ama youth ambassador,I run an ngo by d side for abused kids and d rate of father to kids molestation is so annoying. in church I have Lotta teens who look up to me,my younger ones kids always come to my crib during weekend and holz bt d fear of making a gud mum wif d ryt fada is d issue.i love it dis way and dnt tink I wnt myn now. Bcoz of my fear of kids I dnt ever joke with being pregnant n av always been very careful not to even.

I understand your point but seriously, if that's what you're considering all the time, then you are probably wasting precious time. Well, I'm sure you are not really ready, if you are then you need no tutorial on how to cross the hurdle.
By the way, I am seriously single...

lilbabyak: the first time a girl told me she was pregnant Na so I dey inside car with a/c dey sweet like salah ram. as soon as I drop I gave her a class she now said it was because I spotted picking her calls... I swear for her father and since then I broke all ties with her

Guy abeg, go back to primary school.

IFY124: It took us over a year before I could concieve for my first baby. When I broke the news to hubby. He was mad with joy. I have never seen him that happy before. 7months after my first child, it happened again. He was even more excited than the first time. Looking forward to the third.

7momths ? Jisos

johnugwu: i am married for two years and i believe God will make me scream for joy some day. Please remember me and my wife in your prayer. All the bad thing wey i do, baba God please forgive me. I need my kids

Receive it now...both u and madam should fast for a whole day 6am to 6pm...and don't come out,dont talk to anybody except urselves till u break..dont ask for a child during d fast...just read ur bible,worship and praise..in nine months time..u will smile..this is what d spirit is saying...

I persuaded my shy friend into having an affair with a girl which eventually got her preggy. on hearing the news my friend slummed n hit his head against a stook n got his face badly injured. he woke up 30mins later crying n lamenting "belle chai, i don die"

After that experience which i witnessed, i swore I wont let myself fall into such situation....

my friend still have that scar on his face..

RentedReality: Ahh Ahhhh...this old trick.

Don't work anymore, I've got a pack of test strips in my room.

Guys, get yours.

Reminder; when you see two lines start saving up for nappies, one line; you just dodged a bullet.

u ar sure smart dude!

perry2020: Omg knt just imagine mysef preggy,av got great phobia for pregnancy,wen I hear d gist abt labour it gets me so freaked out.dnt get me wrong I love kids,cute kids bt wen it comes to producing dem m so scared(d rate of indecent,failed,abused,traumatized kids in d society is so scary,d failure often comes from d parents dnt get me wrong ooo,der re gud kids out der bt quite few)my parents made a number of mistakes while raising me and I wouldn't wana make such,I work wif teens/youths ama youth ambassador,I run an ngo by d side for abused kids and d rate of father to kids molestation is so annoying. in church I have Lotta teens who look up to me,my younger ones kids always come to my crib during weekend and holz bt d fear of making a gud mum wif d ryt fada is d issue.i love it dis way and dnt tink I wnt myn now. Bcoz of my fear of kids I dnt ever joke with being pregnant n av always been very careful not to even.

how did your bf/husband react ..not the story of your life

mamateniola1: Lolll. Can't remember his reaction the first time. It's was just 2months after wedding n m not too sure we knew what we wanted.Lolll. But when I had miscarriage we both cried Azzin serious cry oh.no one to comfort us.
The second, I just showed hm the stick with 2lines, he was happyy. He started calling everyone!! It ended again but we never cried!!

d one dat will stay will come in jesus name amen!

I can't wait to give y'll dats single in dis thread belle.....u can call me mr.idibia

orbis:

Why do some girls like playing this expensive joke on guys....if you aint preggy, just stf up...you want make person die of HBP

fucckkking without protection,what else should we (guys) expect?

HBP indeed.