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Why Always Women? by Ericardo7(m): 11:56am On Jul 24, 2014
WHY IS IT ALWAYS
FEMALE?
1. Female dogs become so wicked when they
give birth.
2. Female fowls chase people when they
hatch.
3. Male lions don't eat humans no matter
how hungry they are, but female lions do
tear people apart.
4. Female human beings spend average
25years of their lives asking for recharge
cards from guys or men....hmmmm abeg.ooo
5. And the most annoying one is that it is
the female mosquitoes that cause
MALARIA.
No woman, no trouble! Know woman, know
trouble.
# WhatIfThereWasNoEve ?
Re: Why Always Women? by Godmystrength: 6:01pm On Jul 24, 2014
Ericardo7:
# WhatIfThereWasNoEve ?
Then there won't have been you. Or maybe Adam would have been breeding with the animals and you know what that means........ undecided
Re: Why Always Women? by MARKone(m): 7:01pm On Jul 24, 2014
Ericardo7:
# WhatIfThereWasNoEve ?

Well maybe we will still be in the Garden of Eden all butt n@ked.

...you see what happens when a woman feeds a man undecided

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